This thicc bonsai

This thicc bonsai

Stupid sexy Flanders...

*Bunsai

Its almost as if the plant is wearing nothing at all

Bonsai got back

We just moved into a new apartment and were looking for a bathroom plant. Needless to say, she was a perfect choice.

Nothing at all...

I found you, Ms. New Boo-Tree

Oh, my, god...Becky, look at her bark. It is so twig.

Nothing at all...

Nothing at all...

That's the Kim Kardashian of bonsais. With more personality, though.

Ima eat dat ass

I hope you bought it! Haha

Vegans be like:

Thank God for you. Grammar can only be taught through condescension. Keep it up, deputy.