This family is lit 👶

This family is lit 👶

Wow, they are only 31 and 23 months old? They grow up so fast

Edit cos I'm dumb

The crumbs.... *Eye twitch

Months* Weeks would just be silly.

/s

Those are cotton balls.

Marshmallows are fine, maybe even a surprise midnight snack in the middle of the night. But Honey Bunches of Oats? That’s one sick individual.

*Note to self: Keep cotton balls far away from marshmallows. Am easily confused and could result in injury or death, or just complete embarrassment.

Cute, but shouldn't they he written 372 and 276, plus the extra months?

FUUUUUUCK

I only had one job and I messed it up

Maybe they poured milk on the bed and had breakfast

I wonder if she put the used cereal back into the box.

They seem like a fun family.

Honestly all three pics are pretty cute.

Objectively speaking, is cotton any less arbitrary than flowers?

Presumably he just looked around and grabbed the first thing in his house that he had 70 of.

Right? Can you imagine using marshmallows to remove your nail polish? How embarrassing!

And then you realize it's a marshmallow so you eat the now acetone-soaked marshmallow with bits of your nail polish.

Yum! 😋

Fat alchemist? I don't get it.

Honey bunches of oats are good though!

I have a box of Honey Bunches of Oats in my pantry I haven’t touched in over a year. It’s from when I decided to eat grown up cereal instead of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Given the opportunity to use it for a good picture, I’d do that.

Yes, 1 for first month alive. Did u read the post?

no

Puts a new meaning to breakfast in bed

It's probably what they had on hand.

Have you ever kept a tiny human alive that long? It can be quite a feat.

Well if I'm going to eat marshmallows even when soaked in acetone, I could also have weight problems and be a fat alchemist.

How are you so sure of what my username is?

YOU HAD ONE JOB GODDAMMIT.

Username checks out.

Honey Bunches of Oats is a "wholesome" family cereal (how they market it). I don't think they'd do an ad with alcohol in it.

Are you fucking joking? You can't be retarded enough to think this is actually an ad for a cereal company

That's the only grown up cereal I could ever eat.

I love me generic store-brand captain crunch or the malt-o-meal version.

It's okay! You're still cool in my book. 😎

okay

I want to be part of this family.

Why cotton balls though?

I don’t get it. How is this lit.