This beautiful black jaguar is fucking 🔥

This beautiful black jaguar is fucking 🔥

It's one disney movie away from being voiced by Idris Elba

If Tom Hardy was a cat this would be it.

Over 9000 miaows a minute

Jungle Book Tigger was Idris

What's its horsepower?

This cat is awesome. That look conveys such strength. Top of the food chain bad ass right here.

Now I'm picturing Idris playing the voice of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

Na, he’d be a thiger.

S H A D O W B O Y E

I would not pet that guy unless I had a big ball of yarn to throw just in case he got bitey

Browsing reddit on a browser without emoji support caused me to spend far too long trying to figure out how this jaguar was fucking.

I was thinking Mike Tyson

Raise your paw if you're a beautiful black Jaguar that don't need no mane!

I think I saw him in King Fu Panda. Dude was a beast

Don’t fuck with my Karma, boy!

(But yes, lol)

Now I’m imagining Stringer Bell voicing Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

Sometimes I use big words to make myself sound photosynthesis

"Yo, it's all in the game, Pooh."

Is it into younger cats? In that case it would be a cougar.

I'm guessing he might object to this plan of action.

Um...I don't think that word means what you think it means.

One more reason why the Mesoamerican people called them gods.

Best cats.

It's a perfectly cromulent use of the word.

Ditto

Do lisps mess up T sounds? I thought it just messed up S sounds.

Psh, I'd eat it.

No this cat is sexy AF. I'm call it Kitty Purry.

HE SAID BEN KINGSLEY

Ben Kingsley*

My favorite fun fact about jaguars: They're the only big cat species that doesn't kill its prey by breaking/crushing the spine. Instead, jaguars will crush the skull in their jaws. They're fucking metal.

DDDUUUUUVVVVAAAALLLLLLLL

baghhhheeerrra

crocodile as lunch

Jaguars eat crocodiles. I wouldn't want to risk putting my arm near anything that considers a .

I want to give it belly rubs!

Slingin' is what Tiggers do best.

It looks like Leonard Fournette to me.

Like a nuke from low orbit.

What a magnanimous cat

Username checks out.

Tigger, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?

Things that wouldn't hinder the desired goal of eating it.

5/7

I'm pretty sure we have things that can override any of his objections.

Even with an emoji supporting browser, I had to reread, because I didn't see the fire emoji.

It could eat you. Jaguars have the strongest bite of any big cat by a long way, capable of crushing caiman crocodile skulls.

Probably would die if you tried to pet him!

Dude don't ruin my childhood like that man shit thanks

Typecasting.

Then it won’t consider me food. I taste nothing like a crocodile.

Although, being set in India, Bagheera would have likely been a leopard.

This is the greatest picture ever, I would fucking die for this cat.

Fuck

Im glad that the jaguar on the picture is lit but currently not fucking

Damn I love this sub! Thank you for this :D

Fooking biblical mate

is fucking caged

Hunting or farming or even traveling through a jungle with these things stalking nearby you with no projectile weapon more powerful than a bow or a speargun? I’d be inclined to respect them too.

Hey my cat looks like this. Except he’s smaller. And fatter. And looks more derpy. And is grey and not black and has no spots.

My cat does not look like this cat in retrospect.

yeah they’re lit

That's how it lures you in. With cuteness and softness

I'm pretty sure if you saw this in the wild you would wet yourself before running.

It was a fine Spring morning. Rabbit stood just inside the entrance of his garden, clutching his hoe and surveying his crop. All of his vegetables were coming up just fine, but the smell of his ripening carrots were what made his large, pink nose quiver in sweet anticipation. This was going to be the best crop he had had in years, and today he would finally get to taste the prize-winning results of his endeavors.

He bounded forward, and his ears shot up as he suddenly heard singing. He whirled toward the back gate, his brown eyes growing large as he saw Tigger bouncing in his direction and singing at the very top of his lungs about what Tiggers did best. "TIGGER!" he screamed. "NO!" But his efforts were in vein as Tigger bounced right into his garden and through his cabbage patch.

At least his carrots were safe, Rabbit thought as he waved frantically and screeched for Tigger to stop bouncing.

"Ah, it's all right, bunny boy!" Tigger exclaimed, seeing Rabbit's excitement but not understanding his meaning. "You know what Tiggers really do best, and I save all my best bounces for you!" In one mighty spring from his strong tail, Tigger bounced through Rabbit's lettuce, sending the heads spiraling in all directions, and onto the unsuspecting bunny.

Rabbit screamed as Tigger bounced him. His hoe fell onto the ground as Tigger held to him and bounced him harder and harder, sinking deep inside of him. He screamed and screamed at first, but finally, as wave upon wave of passion began to crash against his shore, he fell silent and let Tigger ride him all over his garden. During that time, he didn't think about the garden. He just thought about Tigger's mighty sword and tail taking turns inside of him and the pleasure he built up within him. He felt like a volcano about to explode, but all too soon, Tigger was done, withdrawing and panting.

"There, buddy boy. I told ya: Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!"

Rabbit fell against a nearby post and had to grip its head to keep standing. There, his body still heaving from the harshness of the ride, he looked around his garden. Anger and tears flooded his eyes at the destruction he saw.

"Wasn't that the best ride of your life, big ears?"

He turned, his body trembling with his barely contained fury, and began to blast Tigger. "YOU DESTROYED MY GARDEN, YOU SEX-CRAVING MANIAC! THANKS FOR NOTHING!"

Tigger's huge grin fell down into a frown as he surveyed the vegetables that had been upturned from their beds with every wild jump. "Didn't you enjoy it?" he queried, his voice almost a whimper, as he looked at Rabbit with big, watering eyes.

"NO!" Rabbit lied, his fluffy bunny tail quivering.

Tigger stared at him. He knew he was lying, and in an instant, he'd made up his mind to give his friend the best ride of his life. "You'll enjoy this," he purred and bounced him again. This time, he gripped his long ears, pulled them down and around to him, and covered them with his mouth. He licked all over their pink insides and nibbled gently upon their furry outsides. He covered Rabbit's ears with love, bringing true screams of pleasure from his dearest and longest friend.

He grasped his fluffy tail between his knees and squeezed gently as he buried himself, with a growling purr, even deeper inside of Rabbit. He thrust himself as far as he could go, and when he could go no further, he replaced his manhood with his tail and completely filled Rabbit. Rabbit's pleased screams echoed throughout his garden and far beyond into the One Hundred Acre Woods, and when Tigger was done with him this time, he fell back into his arms, gasping, panting, his pink tongue lolling out of his mouth, and his eyes filled with stars.

Tigger grinned triumphantly down at him. "What do Tiggers do best?" he asked, his wet tail swinging with pride behind him.

"B-Bouncing," Rabbit replied weakly. He grinned, and his nose twitched. "B-Bouncing me."

Someone watched planet earth 2.

Tigga please!

It looks so soft .. want to pet it. That's how it lures you in. With cuteness and softness then BAM your dead. Lmao still want to pet it tho😹

Shit, drop the hard R and everything

Jesus

Hell Yeah! Then the attack on the toe beans shall begin!!! Onward!

Shhhhhh no one has to know

/sub/jaguars

Archer: “Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Jaguar: “Hold my beer.”

Actually, it's "If Tom Hardy were a cat this would be it."

That's a beautiful word you have there. And expertly used, I might add. Thank you for sharing it with me. I'll be sure to take good care of it.

I inferred it, because it was not posted to /sub/natureisfucking