They lost me at that line of code

They lost me at that line of code

Maybe she remotely launched CounterStrike on his machine? If suddenly it opened up on my machine i'd be like "whelp, fuck it, lets get in some dust real quick" and it'd slow me down

/sub/itsaunixsystem

That's actually more realistic if you launch a program developed over years instead of just hacking away on the keyboard trying to code that same program on the fly

https://youtu.be/u8qgehH3kEQ

That's why you need two people on the keyboard. Makes coding twice as fast.

/r/itsaunixsystemwithacdrive

But its got a C drive...

The obvious way to stop a hack - unplug the monitor.

Seems accurate to me :)

Amateurs. A hacker guru would have typed start Crysis.

My personal favorite shell script!