No one starts a man to man friendship with anal. That's crazy. First a buddy kiss, than a friendly handjob progressing eventually to a platonic "experimental" blowjob. In time anal. You can't rush ass fucking especially amongst heterosexual friends.
Trump and Putin, 2016 (decolorized)
Battle on the Bulge
When you've looked death for extended periods of time, survived inexplicable traumas and fought bloody seemingly endless battles with another human being, sexuality and social norms fly out of the window. They're brothers in arms. A bond many of us will (hopefully?) never know.
It's not gay unless the balls touch...
Fake news. Trump never served in the military.
Stop telling people nephew!
My uncle does that to me all the time
Pro tip. Don't ever rush assfucking in general. Just don't.
It'll be shitty if you do.
D-Day: The Normandick Landings
Hates: A dull clit fur
Loves: Hairy True Man
and a Bro Wedding/Spending the Rest of Your Lives Together
Them niggas gay