The Sling-jaw wrasse

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I bet this little guy is a masterful kiss-stealer.

Oh what a cute fi- oh dear god it's xenomorph!

Heh heh

You're damn right he is. And you bet he's gonna steal yo girl next

"Wow what a pretty fi -- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"

As a marine biologist (oorah) and fish dentist I inevitably make out with a lot of fish, and let me tell you it ain't fun when one of these suckers latches onto your uvula (the dangly thing at the back of your throat).

Jaws OMG

Mr. Fish, what long lips you have!

Better to kiss you as you run away my dear...