Presents! Unlimited presents!
He's making a list,
And checking it twice,
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I am The Santa
Now THIS is karmawhoring
It's not a story the naughty kids would tell you
Asking for upvotes? Really? A man of your talent?
Take a seat, young u/redditt_boot .
Your clone is impressive, you must be very proud.