The saga continues..

The saga continues..

C'mon OP, think about Füñńÿ Frïdäÿ

I know this post is a joke, but it just reminds me how dull office culture is. My company recently put up signs for an "event" encouraging people to wear striped shirts one day. That's it, just wearing striped shirts for a single day.

Plot twist, OP is management- Mgmt

He actually literally is.

 

 

L̠̟̙̳̮̮͔̰̈̉̈́ͭ̆̅͑̋̊ͫ̎ͫͪ̄͋́̕͢͜͟Oͥ͆͒͑ͥ̄́̓ͭͥͯ́ͨ҉̕͏͙̹̮̹Ŗ̡̳̳̗ͮ́ͣ̂͐̽̏ͧ̽ͦ̐̊̎̀̚͟D̡͇̤̝̦͕̺̜̱̓̊ͯͣ̌̔̀͘͢͢ ̴̰͎̺̫̞̤̹̹͇͖̖͌ͯ̽͛͆̇̑̋̂̀ͩ́ͫ̕͘͝F̧͙͎̜͎͔̮̟̭̼̗͓̯̪̜̥͙̖̻͋̆ͭ́ͥ̿̉ͦͣ͛̄̐̽̓͜Ű̴̢̬͚̥͉̣̰̌̄̈́ͣ͌ͧͩ͐̑͑ͪ̒̽̓͛Ṉ̸̲̙͕̲̝̳̖̖̤̠͎̺̩̙̫̾̈́͗ͪ͜͜͡͠N̵̛̟͔͉͍̪̩͕̪͈͈̻͔̩̪̩͓͌̆͂̊̃͐̀̀̚ͅͅY̛͙̱̺̠͍̙̪͒ͤͤ̈̂́̾ͣ̇̍̆̄̂͌̇̊ͤ͢ͅ ̍̓͒̃͂͑͏̸̛̣̣̠̀F̵̩̫̮͙͙͚̝ͧ̈́̎͋̾̔̚͠R̸̛͂͗̄ͤ͋ͣͤͯ͗̉̒̏ͣ̂̿̚͏̟͇͕̥͜I͉̹̼̗͙͉̫̋̾́ͥ́̄̑̽́ͣ́ͬ̆ͦ̑̚͜͞D̡̞̤͔̟͉̖̔ͩ͗̒̃͒́ͨ̀͋̑̉̚͢A̵̷̱̞̞̳̘̱̫̎̃̒͢͢Y̨̥̫̪͔̆ͬ̅̋͛͒͌̚͘ ̵̶̨̡̱͖̯̙̮̆͐̑͌̎ͭ̄̆D̵̲̻̙̲̘̝̥̪͎͌ͯ͗̾ͨ̕͜O̷̡̥̺͈̹͇̫͎̣̗̭̖̼͇̱̳ͤ̔ͦ͋̂ͅE̷̟͎͖̞͈ͬ̓̾̃̎̕͟Ṣ̷̡̻͍͍̥̹͚͚̝̾͌̒ͦ̀͋͘ ̔͆̂ͤͧ͂͊̑ͮ̿̃̑ͩ̃̌̉̚̚͏̵̻͖͍̭̭̱͎̕N̶̵̢̽̍̒̐̀͏͉͕̦̣̳̰̗͕͉͙ͅO̢͓̳͙̥̯̤̮̞ͯ̔ͬ̑ͭ̈́ͪ̎ͣ̌̏͗̿͞͞Ţ̘̜̰̤̝̥͈̣̪̰̱̲̱͇̘̮͊̎̑̀̃̑ͣ̽ͫ̈́̍̃̏͐ͥ̚͘ ̡̝̰̣͔̭̙͎̼̗̰̹̼͍̫̤̫͙̺ͧ͒͋̏̋̚͢Ŗ̗͎̜̘̥̣̗̼̬̪̻̱̻͕̺̬͙̰̍ͫ̓͊̆̆͑͛ͪ̊͐̔̕E̳͉̮̥͍͈ͬ͗ͯ͂̊̈́̃̽͛̾͞͠͞C̷̡͛̈ͪ͛̊̊̿̽̃̀҉͓̖̯̻̣̘͉͙̖̜̭̭͈̜Ǫͫͥ͒̿̄̿͋͌ͤ̍͋ͯ͒̓͆̄̄͏̢̬̟̮̖̩͔͇̘̹̹̠̱̹̳͖̤G̶̓ͮ̐ͭ̅̐ͬͬ͌̒ͦ͆̏̓̆̊ͤ́̚҉͚̗̺̣̦̘̗̼͎̦̟̮N̑͗ͪ̈́̽ͮ͑́͗̃ͧ͒͏̹̮̼̦̣̦̲̞̗͞Į͇͖͚̱͍̭͔̫̟̟̯̲͆͒͛̊ͫ͊ͯ̂̌ͧ̒͊ͥ̐ͨ̏͗̄̀͡S̢̡͇̞̣̮̳͈͎͔̩̥̟̱̆͒ͭ̂̋ͮͩ͂̏̂̌ͫ͂̀̕͟Ḛ̗̟͇̖̫̟͙͔̰ͤ̊̀̔̋ͮ̇͌́̕ ̴͑̒͂̎ͤ́͛́̀͐́͌͘҉͉͕̮̹͇̣̳͙̝̲͖͟͡Y̶̻̼̥͉̦͎̹͎̼̯̞̝̲̬̦̎ͪͧ̄͛̔̔ͧ́ͬͣ̒̀̚̕ͅO̷̧̼̺͓̩̣̩͖̐ͣͥͬͥ̒̑͋ͬ͒ͣ̍͜͞Ǔ̠͕̘̞̼̞̬̲̓̅̔̍ͨ̋͗̾͌̽͑ͪ̒̍̑͟͠Ȑ̨̻̗̲͖ͬ͂̇̎̋͒̊ͣͥͦ̋̔̋̀̕͘ ̷̷̢̖̯͖͓͔̦̲͕̟̮ͩͮ̋̿ͤͤ͑̀̑̅͒ͬ͆ͣ̓͘͝ͅA̸͍̗̫̟͖̽̀͌ͥͮ̆̋̕U̷̵̸͍̫̩̩ͨͤ̑̈ͯ̎ͮ͒ͧ͛ͯͬ͗̊͂͟͠T̡̖͖̮̬̟͈̤̠͕̦̗͔͓͎̣̙̯̘̔ͩ̐ͭ͗̌̄̾̎̑͋̄̾ͭ̈́̆͝ͅHͬ̊̅͋ͤ͌͂̐ͯ͒̅̆͛ͥ͂̐ͨ͏͙̻͉̣̯̠͚͎̺̪͉̖̺̫̱O̢̱͉͎̙͔̺̻̪͓͕͙̮̜͇̼̞̭ͯ͂̍̊ͩ͞R̾ͧ̆̆́̂ͪ͒̈́̈́̑̓̋̃̒ͧ҉̢͈͔̰̼͎͕͇̺̜͚̮̬͓̮͙̣͍̞I̧̡ͣͤ̎ͤ̈̆ͩ̔̌͒̽ͨ̆̆̅ͣͥ̔̚͜͏̦͓͉̫̫͓͎̪͖T̴̛̙̺͔͕͈̺̬ͯ͌ͤ͋̽͆̂̆͐͂̽͂Y̸̬̜̩͙̮̞͇̯̮̰͍̦͚ͬ͂ͣ̈́͋͒̄ͤ̒̃̿̈ͩͯ͗́͢͡

 

 

/sub/madlads

What's next? Plaid?!

Well I actually already said that I am management -Mgmt. I'm also pretty sure my employees don't use the Reddits. Just take it for what it is or I'll take your Funny Friday away too!

/sub/plaidlads

That Füñńÿ Frïdäÿ looks füñńÿ

That makes it so much less funny.

I live for F̼ͪͣ̈́ͩu̮̼̹̍ͭn͖̏ͫ̀n͚̩̤͕̟̣͐͢y̅̔̀ͤ͗̈͏͎̠̺̪ͅ ͈̺̥̉ͫF̡̼̣̈́̅ͦ̓r͉̟͙̣̱̯͋́̂̊̑̓ï̹͖̆͢ḍ̳ͯͯ̿̕à̝̺̅͠ẙ͍̦̮͇̓̏́̌

lol @ people thinking the original post was legit. It still surprises me how easily people believe shit online.

GET THE PITCHFORKS WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED

/sub/madplaids

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

What

We've been bamboozled!

The youtubes.

unsheathes pitchfork

I've actually been called "such a crazy guy" because I regularly wear plaid at work. I don't understand why. Same with corduroy, I have some nice cords I wear sometimes and I've had people say things about how the "younger generation" is so unique and is breaking the mold. Wtf?

Where the fuck is /u/pitchforkemporium? Losing money by the minute!

The word art and jokerman font are great, but not nearly enough comic sans. 7/10

Don't worry. OPs co workers think OP is unfunny enough for all of us.

That's like in Office Space.

"Tomorrow is Hawaiian Shirt Day so come tomorrow dressed with a Hawaiian shirt."

Lol the first post had no company information on it

You missed the chance to come to work dressed like the hamburgler.

The original joke flyer was meta, this flyer is meta too. All of it is suppose to be funny on a meta level.

Reddit reminds me of a friend I had in high school. He'd listen in on your conversation then try to turn something you said into a joke. The only problem was that the thing you said was a joke, and the joke he's making is the joke you made. And everyone else understood it was a joke the first time except him.

https://youtu.be/IytNBm8WA1c
There you go, I did the tough work.

Rootin' tootin' youngsters with their automobiles and their napster devices.

The HR lady gave a huge meeting last week and literally said "I have heard from a few folks that this place isn't the most fun place to work at. So the next few months we will have fun activities..." then proceeded to say "Jim (IT Manager) you are in charge of this months fun activity" and she left the meeting lol. She totally passed the buck. And by the way, it's been 2 months and we haven't had a "fun" activity lol.

"You can like and share THAT!"

I read this in the guy's voice from the Bed Intruder video...

I use exodia?

I use exodia?

You don't use him, you summon him...

Awww, please don't

My work just sent an email yesterday saying to wear plaid shirts on Fridays to celebrate the fall weather. They call it "Plaid Shirt Friday".

There it is

It's probably because office culture is the ultimate safe space. Everybody's terrified of being fired or sued for harassment if you show any bit of personality, so the solution is to be extremely bland just to be safe, or "professional."

"You can use the same word to say goodbye to the office and hello to the weekend!" - your company's social committee

Yeah, because she put IT in charge. Gosh, Linda!

Whoa whoa there, who said free

We just call them Aloha Friday's

Ĺ̖̰͖o̷ǫ̯͕͈̺̰̪ḱ̮ ̶̼͙̲̼̤͍f̞̜̻̞̦̰̯͜o͙͎͖̬̰͍͞r̤͎͎̝̘̳̱w̡̘͈a͏͈̙̞̥͍͚ͅr͓̭͇̯d ̰t҉̟ͅo̢̪̮̥ ̩͠t̢̩̦̝̻h́e̦̭̠͍ ͚̟͠w̶͎͎̰e̸̙͓̥̖ek̸͚'͕̟̜͖̥s̷͕̹͙̞ͅ ̫̥e͎̩̣̖͓̩n͓d̖

̛̟D̸o ͢n͍͍̻̺͎͍o̝̮̥t̮̟̠̳͡ ̪͉̝̲̬̩͢ͅd̡͖̘eͅs͠p͚̪͎̱͔̮̯aḭ̺̻̥̻r̼ ͍͔̰̗̀w̡̬͚͕h̶͉̝a͔͎̲̕t̻̹̪̟̣͚́ ̶̘̖̹ṯ̱̫h̭̀e̠̣̻̩ ̨̖͕͕̰̹̟̟ȩńd̼̻̻̪̀ ͕̝̘̭he͏̯̻̼̪r̫͎͙̖͓̩a̵͇̗l̀ḑs̭̲͠

̰͞L̡ͅi̥̘̦̟̙̭̜͟ḳ̯̺͓̠e̬̫̭ ̴̮͇a̘͟n̮̬̟d̪̩̼̳̱̮͕ ͈̖ͅsh̘̭̥̕a̛r̷̝̞̫̠e̴͍̣̺ ̭̣͈͕̰̜̣i̶̱̯ͅt

͇F̵̰̲U̬̟͓̦̣̮NN͖̲̦̜̕Y̛͎̤̭̤̱͓ ̮̝F̦̘̤͘R̺̪̼̥̤͚I͏̖̮͍DA̺̮͉͔̥̱Y ̩̖̤̖͓̣CO̮͇̯̳̘̤̱̕M̳͓ES̗̥͍̟̬̠!̷̥

Fuck /u/lordtuts

I think the mods should add "Just take it for what it is or I'll take your Funny Friday away too!" as one of the random endings to comments in this sub now.

It seemed pretty obvious, there are too many jokes in the photo. Just like this one... "I was informed the youtubes went viral." It's not impossible but it's stretching it pretty far.

I still thought it was funny though this isn't really the subreddit for parody I guess.

Hello Youtubes!

Our management acts like letting us wear jeans to work is a huge reward/incentive. It's not. We still wear the "business casual" up-to-dress-code shirts we'd wear with anything else, and we already get to wear jeans on Fridays.

ç̀á̵l̴͜l̛͢ ̧m̡a̵r͢gą͘r̡e̛͝t ̴͜͞the͜͠ ke̶͠y̷b̵̢͠ơ̷ar͠d͝҉ś͡ ̧͡o̸҉ń t͏h̨̕e̛̛ ̡fr̷҉i͜t̵͜z͜͢

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that Thinkcali is not a bot.

I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Does something look wrong? Send me a PM | /r/AutoBotDetection

Edgy

I'm confused by the humor on this subreddit.

it's like a radiohead song

LOL to your family

now if you could send me my load of free pitchfork sheaths you promised

company's social committee

WISH GOD WOULD TAKE ME

watch me reap karma:

order corn

Joined my company's social team to help plan the fun activities. Everyone just wants the budget (yep there's a modest budget) to be put over the bar at the local one friday. 2 minutes in on day one I pointed out this fact and the HR lady said "no we can't do that, people might drink too much"

Yeah no fuckin shit lady they work all week then on Friday they want to drink too much. What planet are you living on? The one thing that would make your employees like the company the most, you can't do cause they will enjoy it.

So now I have to sit through a meeting every month where we talk about potlucks, charity cupcake baking, international friendfulness week and other such horrific HR friendly garbage. I feel like that comic where the guy gets thrown out the fuckin window.

People get a fucking justice boner every time they think they even SMELL a vaguely set-up scenario. Like they're saving everyone from the disaster of thinking something is funny because it happened naturally, when in reality it was just a funny act.

"OP THAT WASNT REAL EVERYONE BE CAREFUL DONT LAUGH THIS WAS INTENTIONAL"

Fuck me. Do they go to movies and scream about how this was filmed so it can't be real? Just enjoy stuff.

You underestimate how bad some people are with technology. That could 100% be legit. I've seen stuff just as dumb IRL.

Edit: saw his comment where he admits he did it as a joke. Still, without that admission, this could be legit

It's the trade off. Us blue collar folks break down our bodies at work and you white collar folks break down your souls.

good bot

Nah I just use dead OP's!

Just stab and have a servant drag your sheathe around

It still surprises me how easily people believe shit online.

It's harmless.

I'll never know why but this is the funniest comment I've seen in a while. So thanks I guess.

Is it just one big sheath, or a whole lot of little ones?

Yeah I actually completely stopped caring about work about 6 months ago. I've been seeing how far I can go before I get fired. Honestly it hasn't been a good experience, I've realized that I'm pretty sure I could literally stop doing anything at work and they'd never even notice.

EXODIA OBLITERATE

Nobody is going to comment on the screenshot using RES with an old version of IE? I realize that it's shopped, but OP probably put at least a little thought and effort in that.

Good job OP

Bad bot.

Of course it's like in Office Space, that's a documentary.

NUDE FUCKING BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA SEE SOME NUDE FUCKING BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H͎͈̟̖̟͈͈̗͇̭̗̀͢E̛̻͍͎̟̰̳͇͠ ̸̨͙̪͔͙̥͕̜̻̘̺C̷̛̮͍͖̟̲̞̤̯̲͇̪̹̫̭̕ͅO̶̬͚̹̭͓̼̝͈̣̼̮̩̟̳̞̯̙M̛͈̤̗̫̺̀̀È̕͟͏͏͙̬̬̳̭S̸͔̝̞̺̘͉̣̤̪̫̭͍͖͜͞ /sub/surrealmemes

Please, I need my Funny Fridays. It helps make the bone hurting juice go down -

Wait, wrong sub.

It helps me order corn.

Big if true.

But it's true.

Big.

Thanks for informing! I'll free up one room in the gulag for her

"omae wa mou shindeiru"

🅱 emojis are out 🅰 emojis are in

/sub/karmacourt

Lol it's filled with like the oldest footage of cats from AFV. I'm not surprised.

I confuse myself, don't need a subreddit to do that.

A heart that fills up like a landfill A job that nearly kills you Bruises that won't heal You look so tired, unhappy Bring down the government They don't, they don't speak for us I'll take a quiet life A handshake, some carbon monoxide With no alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises please

͊ͧ̓͒̾̐͘͠͏̴̗̠͙̲͇̕ ̷̡̛͙̺̲̣͚͎̩̥̬͚͔̻̀͐̿̓̅̓͋͆ͮ͌̋̍ͧ͛͝ͅ ̶̴̺̪̭̪̼̟͖̙̄̾͑͑́͒̍͌̽͞͞ͅ ̼̥̫̗̬̼̯̠̠̭͈̱̦̟͛̌̑̉̾͌̎͆̓͒̏͋͋ͯ́̚͢i̷̡̬̝͚͕̗͇̝̮͙̬̽̿̉͗̃ͬͨ̅ͫ̆̕ț̸̢͖͕͙̺̲̌̓͂͋͒͑͘͢͡'̶̬͍̰̰͙͚͓ͤ̊ͭ̾ͩ͒͐̊̉̊͌̈́̔̽ͣ̚͠s̢̈̈ͥ͒̎̃ͧ҉͖̠̜̝̖̞͓̲̥͇̘̻̹̰͇̣͖͇̤́͝ ̡̹̜̯̪̻͙͖̺̝̫̤̻͍̼̯̩͍̆ͣ͊ͪ̈́̂̂̓ͣ́̃̏͊̀͜͜ͅc͕̲̫̣̭̥̰̼͕͙̭̗̩̽ͧ̀̏̀͞a̵̧̧͕̼̺̞̲̺̺͕̠͇̫̪͙ͫ̈̾͆̑ͪͤ̽͋̏̑̋ͣͥ̔͐̓͊̈͡l̨̢̬̹͕͕͈͎͍̝̝̱̠̖̜̼̩͙̙͛͛ͥ͌́̏͑̽ͫl͕̝̩͕̠̻̜͎̼͉̍͆ͨͦ̿̂̉͑ͪͦ̋̾́̚͘͢e͈̝͎̣̤̤̥̖̳͔̝̔̍͆̊͟͟d́ͥ̉ͯ́͂̋̔ͪͯ̽҉͏̡̬̦͍̖̺͎̘̤͕̹͝ ̛̮̬̝̪͓͕̜̟̠͖̰̩̖̦̬͚̪̦ͧͮͤͭ͆͆͌ͥ̓ͭ̀͆̀̀̕͠ͅz̶̞̥̻̳̒͗̊̄ͮ̃ͤ̉̐̍̉ͩ̕a̢̘͉̬̞̺̹̘͔̻͉̫͓͊̒ͥͭͮ̑ͬ̐̊̀̑̿ͥ̌̿ͫ̆̇͢l͑̽͌̋̀ͣͩ̊͏̛͚̖͔̼̯̮̲̹̞͎̥͉̀͘͜g̸̢̻̼̖͈̗͎̼̬͙̞̾ͩͥ͛̅̂̂̾̒͑̐͐͋̀͛o̧̒ͯͣ͛̊͊̃̈́͊̂̔̊̐͑ͤ͒̋̂҉͓̤͇̱̪͈͓̩̹̬͜͟ ̧̲̺͙̙̥̖̻͍͔͌ͫ̾͆͐̆̋̀̚͜͢͠ͅ ̵̸̵̶̪͖̬̞͕̩ͮ͂́͂̑̍̇͐̋̍ͯ̎̐͗͞ͅ ̵̶̝̦̗̥̹͔͉͔̟̣͐ͫ̒̒͘ͅ ̑̎ͧ̂̉̀ͪ͆̂̓̃͑́̏̅ͧ̆̂͞҉̝̠͈̖͚̲̜̺͉̤̼͓̮͙̤̻̭ ̸̙̥͉̙͔̟̙̻̬̥͖̅ͮ̍̄͛͌̽ͦ̄͐̽́ ̡̰͎̮̼͖ͬ̋ͧͧ̋̍͗̒͑ͮ̈̈̆͒ͥͦ̽̐̕͞ͅi̅̂ͮͮ͆̾ͩͬͭ̂̅҉̶̴̦͚̘͕͙̲͔͈̯̰̻̯͚̟̺̠̣̳͠t͙̝̬̻͕͉̠̻͕ͭ̅̋ͩ̓͐͗ͦ͢͞'̶̛̹̺̖͖ͩ͆̔͆̍̃͞s̸̶̫̰̤̝̘͔̣̺̮̙͈͖̥͔̠͉͈͉̤ͮ̿̄̓ͬͫͦ̀̆ͩ̇̉͟͠ ̴̵̧̻̳̭̠̗̞̗̭͙͙̖̗̘̞̼̬͖̮͌̑͒͗ͯͯ̄̋̔̾͒̎̈́͂̚c̋͑̋̒̅̊̄̉̍̓͛̋̚͏̧͉̞̺̜̜̖̫̝̗͔̭a͕̲̟͊ͭͧͤͨ͌̉͊̎̋̚͞l̝̯̤̗̪̲̟̙̥̳̪̱͎̘̮͕͑ͯ̓̏͊ͮͨ̒ͨ̃ͬ̌̀͟͜͞͠ͅl̶̴̪̩̹̳̤̩̥͎͕ͧ͐ͪ̎ͦ͐͟͞ͅę̛̤̗̣͉̱̳̯̜̩͎̮͍͔̪͇̖̦͙̿͑͑̚d̢̛̤̭̰̯͍͊͊̈́ͧͤ̋͘͞ ̸̺̠͈̲͉͕̫̩̳͎̥̘͖͉̯̲̮̱̇̔̾͒̽ͪͩ̾́́͠ż̸̶̵̭͇͙̩̯̞͈̗̪̘̲̪̘̲͓͇̗͓̭ͣ͛͊̒̂͑ͨ͝͡ȃ̾̄͆ͥ̾̋͌̈͌҉҉̡̩͕̼̞̜̜̬l̑̍̏̓ͥ̃̎ͥͥ̾̄ͤ͏̗̰̭̮̘̥̦͙̞͇͕̱̝̺̪̮͙͢g̵̷̡͙̗̠͉ͤ̋̌̄́̒̃̐ͭ́͝ô̴̎̀̉͒̓̔̍ͭ͝͠͝͏͖̯̠͔̻̰̬̬̼̭̳̭͍̗̰̦͚ͅ

I work for a major company but get to work from home. Make amazing money, great benefits, don't need to worry about being contract-to-contract, and also don't need to deal with office culture. It's out there.

And how do you summon him? Arm, Leg, Leg, Arm, Head. ALLAH. Not in Trump's Murica. Yugi is a part of radical Islam /s

Ĺ̖̰͖o̷ǫ̯͕͈̺̰̪ḱ̮ ̶̼͙̲̼̤͍f̞̜̻̞̦̰̯͜o͙͎͖̬̰͍͞r̤͎͎̝̘̳̱w̡̘͈a͏͈̙̞̥͍͚ͅr͓̭͇̯d ̰t҉̟ͅo̢̪̮̥ ̩͠t̢̩̦̝̻h́e̦̭̠͍ ͚̟͠w̶͎͎̰e̸̙͓̥̖ek̸͚'͕̟̜͖̥s̷͕̹͙̞ͅ ̫̥e͎̩̣̖͓̩n͓d̖

w̨̩̬͖̫̖̘͚͈̟̦̅̉͋ͥ̈̈͌ͥ͑̋̋͌̅̃͋͜ḩ̸̛̻͕̪͕̪̮͔̳̙̖̝̜̩̳̼̗͂ͮ̌ͫ͆̒ͤͧͫ̌ͬͦ͆͌ͮ̚ͅa̪̤̼̻̳̬̳̲̲̯̤͙̠̼̰͔̪̮͒ͪ͐ͯ́͝t̪̠̥̟̗͔̺̦̙̺̩̺͍ͯ̓̆̿ͤ͆͂̃́̂̏͌̃̀ͬ͑̚͢ ̴̡̛͎͉͉͎̗̱̺̤̱̖̹͙̺͎͈̫̲̊̌͊̓ͦ̊͒̃͒͂ͤͧͥ͆͡ͅï̛͖̟̹̙̇̈͑̓́ͦ̓͝s͋̂̂̌̑̋̈́̾̇ͤͧͯ̌̊ͩͭ҉̵̭̝̯̤͖́͟ ̡̛͚̻̜̬͕͒̽͛ͣ̑ͯ͂̈́͌̆͛ͪ͂̒t͒̓̐ͯ̌̈̐̾ͦ͜҉͎̥̜͚͚̰̻̠̙̠͟ͅh̛͓̯͍̫̞͔̬̤̪̳̲̭̜͚̻ͫ̐̓̂ͩ̉̾͑́͒ͣ̾̿̒̎ͣ͞͝͝ͅḭ̶̙̰̩͉̠̗̻̲̼͕͓̭̩̈́̍̋ͅś̸̨̧̟͖̠̼̮̳̦̩̗͉̜̥̝͓ͮ͊̂͊͗ͪ̋ͧ̎͟ͅ ̷̩͚͙͈̣͓̯͚̯̪̩̮̤̌ͨ̏ͦ͠ͅt̎̎ͩ͌̐ͥ̾̌̄ͫ͏̷̢̡̠̠͓̺̱̫͉̫͘e̴̴̢͎̞͓̥̟̲̦͈̘̠̰͔͚̼̱͗̾͗ͨͪ̍̀͜x̨̣̪̼͕̰̺͖̺͓͍͎̫̦̳̪̌̽̐̒̓̋̎́͜t͍̬̥̼̙̳͓͚̘̭͒ͤ͑͗ͭ̈̽͊̚͟?̡̛̐ͣ̅ͪ̇̾̊̾̏̉ͦ͆̓ͭͧ͏̪̭̠̤̩̤̦̬͙̣̜̰̞̀͜ͅ

One of the great things about working in Tech is that this culture is much less common.

I think a lot of new companies are realizing how important it is to create a fun and interesting work environment

I lucked out big with my current work:

Xbox + boardgames in the lunch area catered food every week free food/drinks (4 fridges/1 freezer/ 1 pantry stocked by company) free movie tickets indoor soccer (company pays out of its wallet to rent an indoor field out for an hour every Friday during lunch , totally optional but lots of fun)

His effect, I mean.

Shit look at those downvotes lol

My god.. I hate reddit

Man, that guy was and still is my hero.

Damn millennials and their plaid shirts

Back in my day shirts only came in solid colors and we were grateful

 

 

L̠̟̙̳̮̮͔̰̈̉̈́ͭ̆̅͑̋̊ͫ̎ͫͪ̄͋́̕͢͜͟Oͥ͆͒͑ͥ̄́̓ͭͥͯ́ͨ҉̕͏͙̹̮̹Ŗ̡̳̳̗ͮ́ͣ̂͐̽̏ͧ̽ͦ̐̊̎̀̚͟D̡͇̤̝̦͕̺̜̱̓̊ͯͣ̌̔̀͘͢͢ ̴̰͎̺̫̞̤̹̹͇͖̖͌ͯ̽͛͆̇̑̋̂̀ͩ́ͫ̕͘͝F̧͙͎̜͎͔̮̟̭̼̗͓̯̪̜̥͙̖̻͋̆ͭ́ͥ̿̉ͦͣ͛̄̐̽̓͜Ű̴̢̬͚̥͉̣̰̌̄̈́ͣ͌ͧͩ͐̑͑ͪ̒̽̓͛Ṉ̸̲̙͕̲̝̳̖̖̤̠͎̺̩̙̫̾̈́͗ͪ͜͜͡͠N̵̛̟͔͉͍̪̩͕̪͈͈̻͔̩̪̩͓͌̆͂̊̃͐̀̀̚ͅͅY̛͙̱̺̠͍̙̪͒ͤͤ̈̂́̾ͣ̇̍̆̄̂͌̇̊ͤ͢ͅ ̍̓͒̃͂͑͏̸̛̣̣̠̀F̵̩̫̮͙͙͚̝ͧ̈́̎͋̾̔̚͠R̸̛͂͗̄ͤ͋ͣͤͯ͗̉̒̏ͣ̂̿̚͏̟͇͕̥͜I͉̹̼̗͙͉̫̋̾́ͥ́̄̑̽́ͣ́ͬ̆ͦ̑̚͜͞D̡̞̤͔̟͉̖̔ͩ͗̒̃͒́ͨ̀͋̑̉̚͢A̵̷̱̞̞̳̘̱̫̎̃̒͢͢Y̨̥̫̪͔̆ͬ̅̋͛͒͌̚͘ ̵̶̨̡̱͖̯̙̮̆͐̑͌̎ͭ̄̆D̵̲̻̙̲̘̝̥̪͎͌ͯ͗̾ͨ̕͜O̷̡̥̺͈̹͇̫͎̣̗̭̖̼͇̱̳ͤ̔ͦ͋̂ͅE̷̟͎͖̞͈ͬ̓̾̃̎̕͟Ṣ̷̡̻͍͍̥̹͚͚̝̾͌̒ͦ̀͋͘ ̔͆̂ͤͧ͂͊̑ͮ̿̃̑ͩ̃̌̉̚̚͏̵̻͖͍̭̭̱͎̕N̶̵̢̽̍̒̐̀͏͉͕̦̣̳̰̗͕͉͙ͅO̢͓̳͙̥̯̤̮̞ͯ̔ͬ̑ͭ̈́ͪ̎ͣ̌̏͗̿͞͞Ţ̘̜̰̤̝̥͈̣̪̰̱̲̱͇̘̮͊̎̑̀̃̑ͣ̽ͫ̈́̍̃̏͐ͥ̚͘ ̡̝̰̣͔̭̙͎̼̗̰̹̼͍̫̤̫͙̺ͧ͒͋̏̋̚͢Ŗ̗͎̜̘̥̣̗̼̬̪̻̱̻͕̺̬͙̰̍ͫ̓͊̆̆͑͛ͪ̊͐̔̕E̳͉̮̥͍͈ͬ͗ͯ͂̊̈́̃̽͛̾͞͠͞C̷̡͛̈ͪ͛̊̊̿̽̃̀҉͓̖̯̻̣̘͉͙̖̜̭̭͈̜Ǫͫͥ͒̿̄̿͋͌ͤ̍͋ͯ͒̓͆̄̄͏̢̬̟̮̖̩͔͇̘̹̹̠̱̹̳͖̤G̶̓ͮ̐ͭ̅̐ͬͬ͌̒ͦ͆̏̓̆̊ͤ́̚҉͚̗̺̣̦̘̗̼͎̦̟̮N̑͗ͪ̈́̽ͮ͑́͗̃ͧ͒͏̹̮̼̦̣̦̲̞̗͞Į͇͖͚̱͍̭͔̫̟̟̯̲͆͒͛̊ͫ͊ͯ̂̌ͧ̒͊ͥ̐ͨ̏͗̄̀͡S̢̡͇̞̣̮̳͈͎͔̩̥̟̱̆͒ͭ̂̋ͮͩ͂̏̂̌ͫ͂̀̕͟Ḛ̗̟͇̖̫̟͙͔̰ͤ̊̀̔̋ͮ̇͌́̕ ̴͑̒͂̎ͤ́͛́̀͐́͌͘҉͉͕̮̹͇̣̳͙̝̲͖͟͡Y̶̻̼̥͉̦͎̹͎̼̯̞̝̲̬̦̎ͪͧ̄͛̔̔ͧ́ͬͣ̒̀̚̕ͅO̷̧̼̺͓̩̣̩͖̐ͣͥͬͥ̒̑͋ͬ͒ͣ̍͜͞Ǔ̠͕̘̞̼̞̬̲̓̅̔̍ͨ̋͗̾͌̽͑ͪ̒̍̑͟͠Ȑ̨̻̗̲͖ͬ͂̇̎̋͒̊ͣͥͦ̋̔̋̀̕͘ ̷̷̢̖̯͖͓͔̦̲͕̟̮ͩͮ̋̿ͤͤ͑̀̑̅͒ͬ͆ͣ̓͘͝ͅA̸͍̗̫̟͖̽̀͌ͥͮ̆̋̕U̷̵̸͍̫̩̩ͨͤ̑̈ͯ̎ͮ͒ͧ͛ͯͬ͗̊͂͟͠T̡̖͖̮̬̟͈̤̠͕̦̗͔͓͎̣̙̯̘̔ͩ̐ͭ͗̌̄̾̎̑͋̄̾ͭ̈́̆͝ͅHͬ̊̅͋ͤ͌͂̐ͯ͒̅̆͛ͥ͂̐ͨ͏͙̻͉̣̯̠͚͎̺̪͉̖̺̫̱O̢̱͉͎̙͔̺̻̪͓͕͙̮̜͇̼̞̭ͯ͂̍̊ͩ͞R̾ͧ̆̆́̂ͪ͒̈́̈́̑̓̋̃̒ͧ҉̢͈͔̰̼͎͕͇̺̜͚̮̬͓̮͙̣͍̞I̧̡ͣͤ̎ͤ̈̆ͩ̔̌͒̽ͨ̆̆̅ͣͥ̔̚͜͏̦͓͉̫̫͓͎̪͖T̴̛̙̺͔͕͈̺̬ͯ͌ͤ͋̽͆̂̆͐͂̽͂Y̸̬̜̩͙̮̞͇̯̮̰͍̦͚ͬ͂ͣ̈́͋͒̄ͤ̒̃̿̈ͩͯ͗́͢͡

 

 

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Jerking off isn't considered self employed

Kinda like this ?

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Good bot

No, you're supposed to hide yo kids, were you even paying attention?!

haha i cant believe he doesnt know that, what a R E T A R 🅰

I use Trivago.

My work's social committee bought the food at our drinking parties for years. Couldn't spend it on booze, but some apps or pizzas while drinking=just as good. Then some biddies seized the committee and insisted this wasn't fair since "not everyone comes out to these events." Well-- if you refuse to be social, you don't get the social committee money! Anyway, they gained control and now we get a few lame catered lunches per year at work 😒

There's no need for you to try to feel superior to others. You're not.

I've personally seen people who aren't good with technology do similar things. It would not have surprised me if the original (though of course not this) post was legit.

It all makes sense now... How could I have been so blind!? Thank you bother, I will now rewatch Yu-Gi-Oh in a whole new light. Exodia Akbar

Does it bother anyone that the screen shot is right aligned and overlaps with text?

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