Always yell fire, never rape. Great survival tips here, courtesy of that 4chan guy.
This Is good stuff
Man, Shia lookin' good.
Loads all stones on to plane
Does not notice girl on island
This originated from How To Win Friends And Influence People by Dale Carnegie.
A classic. It should be taught in schools.
Lands plane. Hides under rock to avoid talking to girl.
Shia is going to attract some of their weirder autists of pol with his cabin fever shit. Not going to be surprised of some autist LARPs as jigsaw and haunts him.
Begin lengthy rant about public schools.
Anybody who doesn't know this story I gladly tell. It's amazing what can be accomplished with a bit of wit, internet, and Kek's blessing.
Shia keeps moving with his "he will not divide us" live stream bullshit in an attempt to hide so that it doesn't get trolled but the autists from 4chan easily find him hours later.
If you yell "who's next?" you'll get even quicker service.
I fucking love this timeline. It gets no better.
Lol. Comic gold. He will (coco)nut inside us.
Support rant and subtly turn the conversation to blame Russia and Trump.
The ass was fat.
4chan, never change.
Context? Haven't seen the 4chan post.
T H I C C
Have that book sitting on my shelf right now, been a good 2-3 years since I read it. Now you reminded me I should, that book is absolutely amazing.
Indignantly accuse you of shilling.
I don't get it.
HUGE TRACTS OF LAND
I got you blue.
I like it. I like it a lot.
Bitches love blue
Especially the look on her face at the end...
This is the reason I come here, where dreams DO become memes...
Vague assertion that I've plowed your wife with your consent
Why am I not 50 fires ahead, you might ask?