The Onion rips on Berkeley: Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench

The Onion rips on Berkeley: Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench
The Onion rips on Berkeley: Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journ...

It's bad when you're so far left the Onion is making fun of you

Thankfully I think a lot of people are getting sick of the radical left

I mean like honestly I'm just sitting here working and paying taxes and spoiling my doggos like wtf who am I threatening... (right wing normie)

Poe's Law

WSJ is conservative only to Berkeley and The Onion. Full-on Cucktards at the Journal anymore. It used to be a good rag. Even at WSJ's peak, Investor's Business Daily was better.

Except, isn't the WSJ cucked?

WSJ is conservative media, The Onion is satire. They're making fun of UC Berkeley pussying out and canceling Ann Coulters speaking event.

Right? After all, it was only a ~year or so ago that we had The Chalkening

Ann Coulter's face when she read The Onion article.

when she read The Onion article.

/screams like a bitch

You're oppressing me with your hatred. Don't make me smash my fellow Antifa member in the face with a skateboard!

Sorry for my feelings.

Berkley on lock down after news suggests they will have to work after leaving Berkley

At press time, a black-clad group of 50 students were throwing bottles at the bench while chanting, “No Nazis, No KKK, No Fascist U.S.A!”

Surely this line alone deserves a "top kek" flair upgrade.

Oh my gosh fuck me. Lmao. I thought they were really scared or a newspaper.

Turns out they are.

And my dogs literal shit > Buzzfeed

The Onion turned to rotted SJW mush many cycles ago. Sad! They were irreverent at one time, now they eat progressive shit and toe the line...

They were bought out by Univision, whose chairman was HRCs top political donor and as a company gave 90% of donations to Democrats. It's now a subtle leftist propaganda rag

I don't get it, why is a newspaper on the bench a big deal?

The Onion > Cracked

It's "establishment conservative". They still run the same bullshit themes as lib rags but once in awhile a non-lib op-ed makes it in, so it's alt-right relative to most pubs.

Dude, IBD for the win.

At press time, a black-clad group of 50 students were throwing bottles at the bench while chanting, “No Nazis, No KKK, No Fascist U.S.A!”

HAHAHAHAHHA MOLDYLOCKS CUNT BTFO BY AN ONION

Came here to quote this... upvote for you instead.

Still "conservative" media.

Jesus Christ...

Sexe Pepe

RIP in peace Cracked you were funny once

The first real casualty of the Battles of Berkeley will be at Ann Coulter's speech, calling it now. Anti1a is enraged, Coulter is the left's kryptonite, and the coals are being stoked days in advance. It's a dangerous powder keg, and someone is going to end up dead.

This makes me very happy.

Yeah, that site got completely fucked with SJW bullshit, even the photoplasties.

Haven't been there since the 2016 campaign.

The WSJ is as open borders as McCain.

The WSJ is the propaganda rag of Wall Street. The editorial page used to be center right and the articles were all left.

Now the whole rag is globalist asswipe material.

"WTF I hate the Onion now"

Humour and SJW culture is an oxymoron.

Vice used to be funny too before It went full muh oppression retard.

Dammit, woman. Get it together.