The good year

The good year

That’s actually really good.

You're actually really good <3

Many people develop a resistance to penicillin but few people can resist sliced bread.

I love how the sliced bread guy slams open the door boldly

You are a nice person. I like that.

Your comic is great also. Heading to the website now because I want more.

It is not what you invent that matters, but how you market it

You're a legend my man. I'm glad you enjoy them!

This guy slices bread

This comic is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

They have been slicing it, but it wasn't until the 20th century that you could buy it presliced from the store.

Wow, thought sliced bread would be anciet technology ... like ... atleast 5 years after the invention of bread.

Diabetes

yeah, and "The best thing since sliced bread" sounds way better than "The best thing since the powers that be began to offer pre-sliced bread in grocery stores"

This comic is the greatest thing since sliced penicillin!

you just love everybody don't you?

goddamned hippies!

<3

Jokes on you science boi I’m deathly allergic to penicillin haha! Nice try trying to save lives through medical breakthroughs.... NERD

Bread makes you fat?!

I like to think that if people like us were the ones he tested Penicillin on we could have fucked up the course of human history

WHO WANTS SOME FANCY BOTTLED WATER BITCHES

I prefer the latter. I'm going to say that from now on.

Blush....

Hey is there any way on your site to jump to the first comic so I can see them all ?

Hmm, I don't think so. I'll look into it.

No, just genes

/s, because well you know

This reminds me of my Dad talking about his old home town, he would say it was so backwards that people who still live there think that sliced bread will never catch on.

Sliced bread certainly is the go to reference point.

https://raphcomic.com/comics/the-fountain-of-youth

Here's your first one (I'm assuming). I went through the archive section on the site to get to it.

Holy shit this changes everything

Not anymore, it comes that way

Yeah thats it. Some of my comics sucked so bad.

Those 20-30 seconds add up. Also, kids can’t be slicing their own loaves all the goddamn time. My kids can just get some slices and make a sandwich or toast no fuss. If they had to slice that shit every time, getting crumbs everywhere I would be annoyed.

Betty White is older than sliced bread.

Best thing since sliced penicillin

I'm enjoying them very much. Keep doing what you do.

That sounds like less of a joke on him, and more like you absolutely need to wear condoms

Seriously...probably the best thing since sliced bre-

Wait a minute

Fun fact: the saying, "greatest thing since sliced bread," derives from the advertising slogan used to sell it, which read, "The greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped."

Breathing is always optional

Ironically the mold that makes penicillin can't resist sliced bread either.

Bread slicing machine was invented by Otto Rohwedder, an Iowan. I did a report on him in like 5th grade. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Frederick_Rohwedder

most bread through history would not be presliced, since that speeds up the drying process that will turn nice bread into exhibit murder weapon A. only a few modern processed bread can last long in the open, usually through the addition of milk, or treatment with alcohol. even the bread with added olive oil lasts 2 days instead of 1.

You do not suck my friend. You are awesome. We all had to start somewhere.

holy SHIT this changes everything!

Yeah, "the greatest thing since sliced bread" wasn't ever supposed to reference technological advancement, it was supposed to reference convenience.

I’m allergic to penicillin. If I was born like 50 years ago I’d be fucked.

now kith

In a box.

I, too, require alcohol treatment to last in the open.

Yes, some jeans can make you look fat.

Wait...

Love this. Made my day.

And you're the goodest boye

Too bad penicillin was discovered, not invented