The dark side of English is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be... pedantic

The dark side of English is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be... pedantic

Did anyone read the smallest text?

I dewit.

General Illegibley!

General Zoomini

You are an enlarged one.

your reading ability is impressive you must be proud

Mr Speaker, we are for the big.

Anakin Skywalker, it is in our current predicament that I seek to express the synapse based connections within my cranial organ to compose a statement demanding that you, having bested an advanced and experienced opponent, use the tactical advantage you hold against him as a means of applying small water droplets that typically accumulate through the shifting of temperatures in an outdoor climate, onto the skin based surface present upon the physical composition of bone structure, internal organ systems as well as muscule composed flesh that is known as the human body, belonging to Confederacy of Independent Systems leader and Dark Lord of the Sith Count Dooku, an act which would establish your dominance over your defeated opponent whilst inducing simultaneous feelings of confusion and humiliation regarding the circumstances of how he, Count Dooku, conducted decision-making and executed actions that resulted in his current outcome resulting in this act.

AKA: DEW IT.

you spelt the first sentence wrong its DEW IT not do it

Reading is for droids

I have become more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of.

I shouldn't.