That's why you shouldn't wear jeans with holes on sunny days.

That's why you shouldn't wear jeans with holes on sunny days.

Is it jeans or carpet 🤔

Go out tomorrow in nothing but knee pads, problem solved.

"And she spent the rest of her life applying sunscreen to her knees, exclusively."

this is why you shouldn't go outside at all. just saying.

Bend them, take a picture, post to /sub/mildlypenis and front page is all yours!

Who wears carpet pants with holes in them?

Baby oil. Speed up burning process and make it virtually impossible to be apprehended

Probably because, you know, they are white...

Be careful to not fall asleep while having a snack.

Be careful to not fall asleep