Thats just impressive

Thats just impressive

You’d think after he beat off 10 cops they’d let him finish

What a fucking legend, I'd shake his hand.

On second thought...

Give that man a medal of some type And some kind of rehab

Wait he beat off the cops and himself?

Spunk and disorderly.

AMA request...

And they say men can't multitask

Maybe he was lubed and too slippery to catch...

Ah, the classic 'Quiz Show host' school of thought - "I've started so I'll finish".

One hand fighter

He beat them off single-handed.

He was caught white-handed

Trying to think of a pun for this guy. All I could cum up with was the “one handed bandit”