some hella tits tho dayum
Update: we have yet to match but I can feel it happening any second now
Edit: thanks for the gold kind sir
she's not my type
No way! That's crazy. That's my sister. What a small world.
Holy tits I think I'm in love
How is she wearing a shirt like that with tits like those!?!?!?!
I've seen that photo a couple times already, since it's the only one she has make sure you don't get catfished man!
LOOOOL this is a chick that goes to my school, her name is not amber and she is not 20 lmao
PSYCH! THAT THE WRONG NUMBER!!
I'd fuck my sister if she looked like that, especially since I'm Asian.
I know her as well, here is some
Damn you mothafucker
You could always ask her for the other girls number
Check all those boots by the door. You might have to wait in line, bro.
Totally heard this in Sterling Archer's voice.
Childish Gambino the rapper (I'm guessing)
I like the other one better.
Edit: the one without the tits.
When some redditor pretends to be a hit girl
It's a fake profile anyway. Do a reverse image search
is this common on tinder?
you hella wrong
Bruh it's the internet. Why would he ever lie about something like that?
Nah Archer would have said "how could she not?"
So they're actually a Hitman?
No doubt. This pic gets posted on /sub/realgirls all the time.
you can create a brand new facebook
ITT: Maybe 5 good comments before "I go to school with her references"
I'd fuck an Asian if he talked like that, especially since I'm not straight
I don't go to school with her, but I know a guy who does!!
This is one of the instances of 2 people in a profile pic where I would need not know which person the profile belongs to. They are both slamming hotties, normally its some munters with a fit bird in her pic to get dem swipes.
Lets wrap it up boys. Case closed.
Make it a double date. It's only fair to find her someone if she finds you someone. Don't forget the glow in the dark condoms.
Dude, is that from Wonder Showzen? I haven't seen that show in ages.
Would still bang
We are not alone.
No... a Hitgirl
but I'm not a rapper
Jay is that you?
its funny because it's true
or maybe it's just true
How old is she?
Knee deep in clunge mate
Childish Gambino, lame niggas never heard of it.
The one with tits?
Doing God's work here my man. Well done.
that's so unsmooth though.
If you forget the glow in the condoms you might as well show up so they can collectively kick you in the dick
Correct usage here.
How many people go to school with this chick?
Whaaat?! Me too! I just met him! He goes by the name /u/Ms_Smith
why is it sad? not everyone is into big boobs. it's just my personal preference. should flat girls feel ugly?
hella use hella how hella wants BRO
God damnit. I fell for this at 7am, went to run errands, browsed reddit back to this post and it got me again.
So the blond? She is the one accompanying the walking tits.
Are you implying that she is in highschool?? Holy fuck man...
She's so talented
It's been two hours. Are you still laughing? Medics are on standby.
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of catfish :
A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.
I was really falling for that gorgeous gal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish.
about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?
With no rubber.
Well they both have a toned stomach sooooo
Holy shit Wonder Showzen. I know what I'm torrenting tonight...
Oh good, she's 18 now so I can feel less creepy.
If you have two girls in the picture, then that's what I should be getting - a date with two girls.
oh. carry on.
Chloë Grace Moretz is a very pretty girl.
There are dozens of you!
Those tits though jeez