Steam's offering me a half price hit man? I'm game!

Steam's offering me a half price hit man? I'm game!

I love how this is tagged as a suggestion.

And if you don't have anyone particular in mind then you can just trade it to your friend.

Nah. I'll just wait to get it at 75% in the next sale.

And then hope you didn't do anything your friend secretly hates you for in the past.

You have to add them to your cart to see the discounted price.

a friend of mine got 75% off in super hot

Can't you stack two and get a 100% Free Murder?

Can I use bitcoin so it's untraceable?

So I can get away with murder by paying a Half-Life?