I've heard of crushing heat, but never crushing shade
You obviously haven't met my mother-in-law.
As long as the hydraulic fluid hose and fittings are snug,
Which they would be thrown out of in minutes. Source, am a construction worker.
I'd hang with them. Backhoe booms are insanely powerful.
I see you've met /u/everawed's MIL.
Even if something burst, these things don't just immediately lose all tension
Shit, I am not doubting you but I want to see some form of this. That is insane!
Do they over engineer these things like planes?
But that isn't as cool.
Machine looks new enough to me.
There's an overhang like 50ft away