SQL or Java? Hmmm

SQL or Java? Hmmm

more of an ascii guy

"Yes"

I thought this was just a joke but a quick search showed it was a real line in the show...

I do most of my hacking in CSS

The only coding language I know is HTML

You're novice dude. I use brainfuck

Ive been told by the internet that I am a bit of a goatse guy

/sub/itsaunixsystem

Gun to my head I would choose...the bullet.