Somebody throws a kombucha. Almond milk drops on the floor.

Somebody throws a kombucha. Almond milk drops on the floor.

Walking on free-range eggshells outa there.

Fuckin Anna-Claire

free-range eggshells is my daughter's name

finds truck tires slashed

“Would you like to round up the nearest dollar to help feed a vegan family?”

“No”

boos turn into bags of non GMO rice being thrown

General riposti

Ugggh that's spot on.

Relevant Portlandia skit