So, my friend is new to reddit.

So, my friend is new to reddit.

Did you immediately give him a downvote and punch him in the junk?

What else would I do?

Kick him there instead

Came here to say this.

Came here to say this.

I'm glad you came.

Totally did that the other day. My husband just starting laughing...

Tell him about the bullshit posts that never happend. Saw this meme with nearly the same title like 10 times

If he was really your friend you would have convinced him to stay away from here.

Every time I mention Reddit to my best friend I begin with "don't go there, but on Reddit I found..."

I've been here over two years and still mostly get downvotes. I recognize that I will never understand this place. I am okay with that.