So much for trying to be a good neighbor.

So much for trying to be a good neighbor.

At least you found it...

He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit. Who got the lighta?

I just want to thank you for being a responsible dog owner. You're a 10/10 neighbor.

"Look at me. I'm the shit now. Pun intended. "

Not condescending at all. It's mostly a trail run. I have to cross a couple streets. He prefers to poop in the middle of the street, naturally.

Thanks for the insight.

My wife's dog used to shit in the yard when we'd take him outside. Then he started to run down the road and shit in the street. That evolved to shitting on the concrete curb.

So now when we let him out he bolts down the road, carefully aligns his ass over this 3 inch curb, and lays down a greasy dog turd. Everytime. His aim is impeccable.

He called the shit poop!

Well - it seems your dog-shit finding algorithm works - though you might want to come up a better design anyway.

Oh, and while we are on the subject - if you want to find a needle in a hay stack - sit down in the hay - that usually works too.