That smile before impact might suggest he knew it was coming.
You better be rocking a better mustache if you're going to be that cocky young man.
And the fact that he's filming ~might~ suggest he knew it was coming.
My teachers used to do the same.
Ballsy move, teacher.
Could get fired for that with how things work now...
I had one teacher that would arrange the chairs in the room into a ring and hold wrestling matches between kids that weren't getting along. I dread to think what would happen to him today.
Kids with the high-school stache were always fucking trouble.
Same here... with blackboard erasers.
It's always the math teachers.
And the fact that he had his phone out ~might~ suggest that is the reason he got a marker thrown at him.
Amateur, my old Physics teacher used to dusty up a wooden board duster and peg it at the desktop in front of unruly students. A few kids got hit but it was a mark of pride back in those decades
How old are you? That sounds like a 50's 60's school.
That being said, teachers aren't given enough weight today. I'm not picking on you
Same here with a chair
Same here but with penis.
Based on his reaction right before he gets hit, something tells me he wanted to video the teacher throwing shit at him
have trouble fucking
That first moustache is a proud moment for every teenage boy. They look terrible though. Except for that one guy who somehow rocks the full beard in highschool. Also known as the guy who gets all the booze for everyone.
The fucks he filming anyway!?
Yes. It is ALWAYS us.
Private school man... private school
Same here, but with scissors
The nuns would smack the shit out of you and your parents would take their side
Got pegged a few times by one of these
edit - Yeah I should have thought this through
That sounds awful for kids getting bullied by stronger kids.
“Jimmy keeps saying that I’m a wuss and he can kick my ass whenever he wants.”
“Well, time to settle it in the ring so that the whole class can see that he’s right!”
Five seconds later...
“That was hard to watch. Guess Jimmy knows who to get lunch money from for the rest of the year.”
Same here but with penises
You're implying it's staged, I don't really think it is, or at the very least I doubt the teacher is in on it. I think this is likely just the teachers method of punishing kids for having their phones out and the kids planned this to get it on film to share on the internet, because it is legitimately impressive.
It's a trade-off. In order to be the guy with the full beard, puberty has to hit you like a freight train full of awkwardness somewhere in the fifth grade while everyone else gets a relatively graceful descent into body odor and hair and cracking voices.
Edit: Also it's super awkward because I had a lot of girl friends and dated a few girls in high school. I always felt like a creep, especially in front of their parents, because I looked like a grown-ass man hanging out with high school girls, even though the youngest girl I've ever dated wasn't even a full year younger than me.
Damn. Private school sounds dope af
I had a high school history teacher who during every class, the entire time, would toss a tennis ball back and forth between the students all while he was teaching. He would just sit back in his chair and discuss historical events while tossing his tennis ball. And he was real good at knowing who was engaged and who wasn’t. The second your mind drifted, you got a tennis ball to the head. He was a really great teacher too. The type that taught history as if it were a movie. Historical dates were unimportant but historical motivations were.
He's looking forward to that huge settlement.
Hopefully not by your teacher.
Same here penises
I used to work at a summer camp. When I was 20, we had a car full come up on opening day. There was a middle aged woman with 3 kids and what I assumed to be her husband. Full beard, 6' tall. I shook his hand, asked him what campers he had brought. That's when his mother started laughing at me and told me he was only 14. I about died because this kid's beard looked older than me and was way fuller than what I could achieve at the time. Kid gave me shit about it for the whole 2 weeks
Didn't level up Proficiency enough to dodge that. I suggest making lockpicks for the next few days.
I started getting 5 o'clock shadow by freshmen year of HS and had grown to 6'0'' but the shitty part was i was so awkward at that age i didn't know how to use my early gifts to my advantage because I didn't know how to talk to girls. I literally denied sex one time at a HS party thinking the girl was joking and I walked away thinking wow what a great interaction only to punch my pillow later that night realizing how fucking stupid I was not that this scene doesn't pop into my head every night I'm trying to sleep or anything.
Anyway....now I'm at an age where I'm just normal. I missed out on early pickings. I'm happy though. Or so I tell myself.
Reddit really is my therapist idk why the fuck i tell you people this stuff
I think with this video as evidence, I don’t think he should be punished. The student is clearly being obnoxious and not paying attention. Kinda deserves it.
Looks like this is a Hawaii public school. That kid could be valedictorian.
Maybe they both wanted to get their D into an A.
“We caught your precious snowflake jerking off in a mop closet, huffing some stolen women’s clothing and strangling himself with an extension cord. Here is the surveillance footage, and time stamped photos and photo negatives.”
It took him a couple of seconds to calculate the angle and velocity to get the perfect trajectory.
My match teacher used to throw chalkboard erasers 😂
Your match teacher sounds lit 🔥
Nice shot 👍
I wish parents would take my side once in a while. Rich or poor, there are these parents that refuse to believe their precious child has a learning disability, behavioural problem, is a bully, is socially impaired due to their helicoptering, etc...
I don’t sit around at home thinking up ways to insult parents and make kids’ lives harder...
Fired? With the way things are today he'd probably be fired, arrested for assault, and end up on every news site with titles like "Teacher arrested for assaulting student with dangerous object. Local authorities and School Board investigating". I think it's hilarious though.
I will never understand the parents who want to raise hell because someone used a gentle form of discipline on their child.
Part of growing up is to manage your interactions with other humans. If my son or daughter was flaking out in a class and the teacher decided to throw a piece of chalk at them, I would ask them how they reacted, how it made them feel and if they want to avoid it happening again in the future.
It takes a town to raise a child, these parents who flip their shit when someone simply tells their child off for stomping on the Mangos in the fruit isle are just defending the childs actions and conditioning them to believe that this behavior is acceptable.
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Isn’t that just a self-fulfilling prophecy?
I worked at a summer camp for "troubled youths" near Boston one summer. My cabin had the 13-14 year olds, and one kid was 6'2" and 200 pounds (a bit larger than me). He was very quiet and well-behaved until right before the end of the summer when he attacked a female counselor and ended up arrested by the local police. We found out the kid was actually 19 and involved in a gang, and his mother had lied about his age and parked him at our camp in order to protect him from a rival gang.
I had a teacher in high school that if you were sleeping or on your phone he'd throw a marker or eraser at you, so the kid could have been doing this just to get this response
I don't think I could handle being a teacher these days... Back when I was in high school we didn't have cell phones with cameras in them yet (some people probably did but they were rare and sharing videos was nearly impossible) so the most people did was write notes to each other, (there were a couple girls who learned sign language and communicated across the classroom to each other that way also ). Now you've got little fuckwads literally just filming shit in the middle of class while listening to their earbuds like Wtf
1990s. My band director once got in a fist fight with our drum section leader. ... The band director is now the principal.
My baseball coach made us shave, I’m Mexican so I had a mustache when I was like 11....I was angry.
Not the old "MY PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE WOULD NEVER DO THAT, YOU ARE WRONG"
Should've used a brick.
Can confirm Source: I had a mustache in high school
Yeah. I had a teacher grab my by the neck and lift me up by my shirt because I was telling him I was going to hand in a paper late.
...and he was just fucking with me. He just wanted to scare me before telling me to “hand it in whenever you can.”
Good ol’ Private schools.
Ah textbooks. My teacher used a mortor shell....No really. He had a mortor shell he would slam on your desk if you were sleeping. That and the tip of a warhead of some kind.
In the 70s my dad's wrestling coach, in an effort to get them hype for a match against a much larger school that they'd never beaten in any sports, closed down half the gym, rolled out the mats & had "Fight Night" for practice. Everyone got a number, anything goes (except biting) & you had to slug it out. Coach would call 2 numbers & it was battle time.
My dad said they went to the big school the next night & slayed the other team. On the way home, the coach stopped the bus at his house, took everyone inside & they all had champagne before going home.
That coach also coached the track team. Once when they were slacking at practice, the coach freaked out went through each event competing against all the kids & broke all the county records in every event. My dad still speaks highly of the guy like he was a god. My mom said he was the stud teacher back in the day.
mine use to do it with books. Textbooks. He will get close and toss onto your desk.
The math teacher I had for most of my junior year had a jar of pens and markets specifically for throwing at people. On one occasion there was a racquet ball that domed my best friend.
This teacher was notorious for his anger but he was funny af! He rage flipped his pc off his desk when he could log in for roll call like Jesus in the temple, and then made the most calm call to the office for a pc repair ever.
10/10 for teaching plus and minus though!
Hell, I just assumed that this is something the teacher had a habit of doing, so dude was hoping to get something whipped at him.
Is this that butt-wrestling anime?
Anybody asking why he was filming needs to take a seat and realize the world isn't out to trick them
I don’t consider myself that old, but when I see comments like yours it always gets me. Cell phones when I was in high school were just giant bricks that made phone calls and nobody could afford them.
As a former HS drums section leader, 90s-00s, fights are a part of the relationship. You see, the high school drum section leader is a triple whammy: a young, drummer, with disciples. Clearly I'm in charge, old man, what are you gonna do? Pretty much always ends in a violent cartoon dustwhirl on the floor with stars and swears flying out everywhichway. And ME having to do 10 push ups for each swear BOTH of us said. I looked good senior year.
Of course I'm chewing gum, I don't play flute!
I had a math teacher like this aswell. If people didnt get a topic or were disturbing he would throw chalk pieces, the wet sponge or anything in his reach really. He would also go outside to scream when he was fed up with us. Just imagine your teacher walking calmly towards the door after you asked a stupid question, go outside, close it and then scream at the top of his lungs. Then returning into the room like nothing happened.
Seriously I'm 36 now and I would choose the teachers side in a heart beat
I've never heard a story like that TBH. Its always teach gets fired for saying something horribly racist or bashing someones head into a wall or something.
I'll admit there is a chance
But just the tip.
So we provide you with a school, a desk, a classroom, even a teacher, you instead put earbuds in and fuck with your phone ...
Ya, you're going far son. Remember to get your victimhood starter kit on the way out the door.
I choose to believe that's what he was writing on the board, since I can't actually see it.
Unfortunately, "he deserved it" doesn't quite cut it these days.
Yeah, he definitely didn’t see it coomiiiiing!
What a save!
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You're old dude. I'm going on 30 and when I was in high school we had flip phones.
Have a friend who had severe learning disability in school, mother refused to admit it and believe it or allow him to be in smaller classes. The kid is now functionally illiterate and can only really work at low skills jobs.
I'm paraphrasing of at least 1 person in every one of my classes, and at least 3 in my psych classes. It always starts with 'As a mother...' and end the question with some truly awful nonsense.
Im stealing this for when i teach
I already knew, I clicked anyways.
My math teacher used chalk. Erasers are hardcore.
Nice! Our physics teacher had a killer sound system in his lecture hall, when a kid acted up he had two options, go to the office and take your punishment (pretty much child labour) or stand on your desk and sing Britney Spears, and if you didn't put any effort into you had to do it again. Needless to say, we only had a few kids missbehaving at the start of every semester.
My teacher when I was 10 threw stress balls at us along with markers and erasers. I hated that year of school more than any other i had to go through
"There are no stupid questions!"
As a mother, does cells happening mean that evolution couldn't??
Did you punch the pillow with your penis? I would have
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NE: formatting. And nsfw
God I love Reddit
My teacher use to slam a wooden rod on to the desk when you were sleeping, he missed and broke a kids hand
I refuse to accept that there was a camera that good in a broom closet. I counter that this is all planted evidence to ruin my good name.
As a college math professor, I once commented on a student sleeping during class and he had a great response. He claimed that he worked two jobs in addition to being a full time student and was really struggling to keep things together. His choices were to skip my class entirely or to occasionally fall asleep during, but he'd rather do the latter since he tended to pick up a lot from the lectures even if he was just listening to them with his eyes closed.
I never bothered him again and he ended up being one of my best students that semester.
I feel like these days it would just take one kid with asthma to get that teacher fired or arrested for assault.
The student knew it was going to happen. Would the teacher be liable if either the phone got damaged, or a student got hurt?
shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down. you don't wanna lose an eye? stop being a disruptive little puke of a fuck stain.
that teachers internal monologue.