Seriously, is physics not working for everyone but me today?

Seriously, is physics not working for everyone but me today?

It is not that they are breaking the laws of physics, they just have a better understanding if them then you

It's a bot...

I assume you haven't seen interstellar yet.. You think the onset of jengaz were a coincidence!

Relevant XKCD

You're telling me that whenever I lost at Jenga, somebody from the fifth dimension is manipulating gravity to tip it over. Son of a bitch!

And that sandwich with 1000 slices of cheese.

Glue.

Read it again, sir. We encountered the same obstacle.

And bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips...