Seen in CS:GO

Seen in CS:GO

You always know you're fucked when people have matching names like that.

"Shit guys, they're using teamwork, we're screwed."

Every damn time.

Meanwhile in Dota 
http://imgur.com/nrOI3Ye

Meanwhile in Dota

There's always someone that goes "gg pre-made" as soon as we join an mm. What they don't know is that we're either drunk or suck or both and just playing for the fun.

Op is neither, this is a re-post from years ago...

Now I want to see another team of LibreOffice go up against these.

But, aren't you on the Microsoft team?

This happens to my team in heroes of the storm. We may all play together every day and have matching names, but that doesn't change the fact that at least one of us is usually drunk/high.

Have you ever played a moba? You hit tab like, 3000 times a gamem

Edit: more karma than the parent, high jacking successful, mission complete.

You can't do this anymore in Dota 😥

I'd be the one that sucks despite not being drunk or high :)

Except that team would be missing an email client.

This pic is so old heuehuehue, you can see the t's talking.

Suite!

Like, everything

I'm sure Thunderbird wouldn't mind lending a hand

Why not? What did they change? I haven't played dota in forever

Old inferno RIP Fnatic 15-0 CT side

Repost from 2014, OP didn't even change the title: https://www.reddit.com/sub/gaming/comments/2br5nd/seen_in_csgo/

Nobody will believe me, and I can't prove this whatsoever but my friends and I are convinced that's us. We used to roll like that (usually playing Office) and the "presentation" line was one that i used a lot, and those were the office names we used. 

We'd say shit like that, or talk about how we won the round with genuine microsoft software and people who drop games were "pirates". asked people if we could do a licensing audit. really dumb shit, but that was our bit for a few months. 

"proof"

Nobody will believe me, and I can't prove this whatsoever but my friends and I are convinced that's us. We used to roll like that (usually playing Office) and the "presentation" line was one that i used a lot, and those were the office names we used.

We'd say shit like that, or talk about how we won the round with genuine microsoft software and people who drop games were "pirates". asked people if we could do a licensing audit. really dumb shit, but that was our bit for a few months.

"Haha yeah sorry guys I'm reallllllyy drunk!" - me every time I'm not drunk, but playing badly.

There's no more loading time so having matching profile pics go top to down won't happen unless someone opens the scoreboard or the end screen.

http://i.imgur.com/hM1oY6f.jpg

They really excel at playing csgo

Inferno = the map, it's has recently been updated so the old version is now called Old inferno

Fnatic = pro team, very good at playing the counter-terrorist side of CSGO on inferno, Fnatic have fallen out of form after some roster changes as well as the map being different, therefore RIP Fnatic 15-0 CT side ( 15 is the highest amount of round wins you can get on each side before halftime and you swap sides).

I played Mechwarrior Online for a bit. Never joined a clan, so I only played with PUG's. Playing against other PUG's was generally fairly even, but when we were pitted against a clan, they always won.

Except this one time, one dude stepped up to take the lead, and miraculously, everyone did everything he said. We destroyed the clan, and celebrated in absolute shock when we won.

Word.

They have a positive Outlook

Damn even the top comment in this thread was stolen from that thread

^that person gets it

Tundaboid

I once played against a team that named the selves the different browsers... the ironic part was Internet Explorer was the last to connect and usually first to die xD

I mean the leaderboard was the obvious tell, alltalk was disabled after the new leaderboards came out

Almost any plan is better than no plan. gg

So you're drunk right now?

I already knew all that but I like the way you explained it.

Username checkt uit

For anyone who doesn't know CS:Go, you can tell that the player who made this screenshot was PowerPoint, because on the scoreboard, that name is bolded and slightly larger, and, because at the top are the 10 player portraits and the PowerPoint logo has a white boarder around it.

Found the dutchrecognizer

Found the guy whos fun at parties

I thought I had seen that comment before: https://www.reddit.com/sub/gaming/comments/2br5nd/seen_in_csgo/cj8625e/

Wouldn't you know if it was yours since the picture is taken by the person being Powerpoint

I can't use that excuse. My friends all know I'm a master of the drunken bullet. For some reason alcohol makes me better. Also a bit too prone to gloating.

found the dutchspeaker

We had a rolling group of friends. We didn't always have the same name. The only rule we had was it had to be a legit office product, you had to use the same "suite" of icons as everyone else (ex. no mixing Office XP and 2013 icons) and no duplicates.

tl;dr there were like 8 people that could have been using that handle.

Plot twist, these are real Microsoft employees each the current lead of the Office app they're named after.

Every time I lose some rounds in CS:GO there's always someone that's like "lol you're a pre-made and you're losing to randoms." I'm not sure those people understand what playing with a group of friends is like. That, or they have very boring friends. We're only MG2s, if we were all global or something I'd understand their logic.

Sorry guys, I'm reeeeeeeally sober

/sub/im14andthisisfunny

"Rush B cycka blyat......thoughts everyone...?"

Have you played a pc game? Keys can be rebound.

Me and my friends used to play Halo 3 like this and we all had names which matched.

UnclePepperpoty

MrPepperpoty

MrsPepperpoty

BabyPepperpoty

RabbiPepperpoty (jewish kid who wanted to join)

Have the gooogle docs google slides, google etc. go against them XD

that's neat, and weird

like, welcome to my circle, leave your identity at the door and take one of ours

Found the Dutchrecognizerrecognizer.

But LibreOffice has Math which is not quite in the MSO suite.

Nobody will believe me, and I can't prove this whatsoever but my friends and I are convinced that's us.

You overestimate how much people give a shit.

He's is the person who made the comment in chat

"Rush B... cycka blyat" is still a better plan than "everyone run around bunny hopping and doing their own thing... cyka blyat".

Now THAT is amazing

I actually just saw the source of this meme today.  It's pretty horribly hilarious.

I actually just saw the of this meme today. It's pretty horribly hilarious.

Found /u/Trudix

Should be:

P - Powerpoint

E - Edge

N - OneNote

I - Infopath

S - Sharepoint

The picture itself was a repost and you also copied the top comment of this? Are you crazy?

"Seen in CS:GO"

https://www.reddit.com/sub/gaming/comments/2br5nd/seen_in_csgo/

Or the second weapon case as a drop

Elaborate?

Seen 8 million times in 5 years.

No, this is a repost from a few years ago.

Plot twist, they are the tech support, now you know why you were on hold for 50 minutes.

Yeah and who doesn't do that? D:>

Google would work. Google mail, google calendar, google docs, google etc.

Its high noon somewhere

So OP's a phony? Grab the pitchforks, lads!! I'm feelin' stabby!!!

I don't play online games unless my team acts as a unit.

I don't play online games unless my team acts as a

no.... it happens 3000 x 5 players x 2 teams = 30,000 times a game.

If you were all global you would be playing against globals anyway. There is no logic.

Nah. Bruh. This is reddit man. You are literal trash if you are only global. To be considered decent you have to 16:0 the best team in the world 1v5, starting every round with 1 HP.

If we were all global that would imply that we really put in the effort to reach that level and were that serious about the game and I would understand people expecting a global pre-made to play very seriously.

http://imgur.com/a/Ucukt

(also, great imgur URL)

It's the Internet. Someone gives a shit.

My lord how old is this screenshot? That's the old leaderboard!

I'd make a witty comment, but I was denied Access.

Islamic State?

Usually I'd see this as salt, but Reddit and CS:GO are something else. When I started playing GO a while ago after a CS hiatus I posted a topic looking for people to play with. I stated I had less than 80 hours in the game and was DMG, looking to rank up more and at with some fun dudes.

A bunch of people came in to shit on me, telling me that's not that good, etc. I just wanted some people to play with, man.

This is like 4 years old. I've put in 170 hours in the last 2 years, and have never even seen a "weapon case" or "sticker capsule" drop.

But you're not the guy who asked the question.

This is full of reposters

Ironic or rather well planned?

 

Internet Explorer is the last to connect.

Chrome is the one who expends large amounts of ammo.

Edge is the new kid that gets picked on.

TOR is the one with a really noisy house.

IceWeasel is the one that only uses the same weapon, yet is pretty good with it.

And WorldWideWeb is the spectator, watching on from the afterlife, admiring his children's youth.

 

/E: There was five on the team. Those are the ones I picked.

This pic is older then some kids on reddit.

I would be the high one

People do that to create accounts with lots of karma to sell

Found the guy who isn't.

A light buzz helps me play, reduces my jitters in those clutch moments.

First, the reposts, now the comments as well? What's next? Entire threads copy-pasted word to word?

Old, repost

It makes me so angry to see accounts that do this. The only thing that helps calm me down is a delicious Wolf Cola™, the right cola for closure.

/sub/im41andnothingisfunny

First, the reposts, now the comments as well? What's next? Entire threads copy-pasted word to word?

They're all over in /sub/the_donald.

actually I think those drop still, just very rare, like once in a blue moon

Clan scum, IS for life.

Usually someone in their underwear that has some kind of fungal infection in one of the flaps they can no longer reach.

Wtf

I mean all you said was, "It won't happen," when in reality it happens 3000 times a game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W3yjLlt9Jc

One iteration(Olofmeister, Krimz, Flusha, JW, Pronax) of Fnatic is one of, if not the, most dominant teams of the history of CS:GO. The map on this picture is the old version(it got a visual upgrade and some tweaks since, so it's out of the competitive map pool at the moment) of Inferno, which was probably their most dominant map, especially known for Krimz and Olofmeister(the undisputed best player of the world at the time) locking down B site on the CT side.

Edit:

It's the first fragmovie I've found about them, so I'm sure there are better ones.

Basically. Switch back when you're done.

it was weird with friends of friends when we'd be ADAMANT about shit like the icons looking perfectly, having the right icons, Making Sure To Capitalize Product Names and such.