Second porn star claims President Trump invited her to hotel room wearing only ‘his tighty-whities’

Second porn star claims President Trump invited her to hotel room wearing only ‘his tighty-whities’

I bet his tighty-whities look like someone fried bacon in them.

"All I'm going to say is: I ended up with Donald in his hotel room. Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities,"

I do not want to picture that

For the love of God guys please stop creating terrible mental images.

I didn't think the writers could veer so skillfully from "piss off every nation on the African continent" to "skeeviness with multiple porn stars" in the course of a single fucking day, but damned if they didn't somehow manage it.

I'm sorry.
http://imgur.com/Pp4qK2a

I'm sorry.

Ewwwwww!

Well that's enough politics for one day...

"Slow down, we're still talking about the last scandal!"

-The Media, and all of America by now, I guess

Pee pee tapes.

Get caught for an impeachable offense (fusion GPS this time), act crazy until it's buried in the news cycle. Rinse and repeat.

Seriously. I can't even keep up anymore. I knew it would be a shitshow, but nothing could have prepared me for this. Every single day there is something that would have destroyed literally any other politician. Nothing happens. We just toss it on the outrage pile to make room for the next thing.

January 12, 2018.

Man, this is moving faster than I could have ever hoped!

“If indeed I did have a relationship with Donald Trump, trust me, you wouldn't be reading about it in the news, you would be reading about it in my book."

Yeah, that’s Trump speak. Daniels didn’t write that letter.

I did not need that mental image in my mind.

Thanks, Daily News

For a guy who claimed to be afraid to bang Princess Diana because of STDs, he sure didn't mind banging porn stars.

EDIT: reworded it. Source: http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-howard-stern-princess-diana-671353

It Dependstm on what you think tighty whities are

Imagine if a democrat did such a thing

It’s not. Snopes put out an article on the most famous faked pictures of him (good and bad) with the sources

Edit: here is the link.

Man trump is the kind of guy I'd expect to wear tighty whites. He also eats his steaks well done with ketchup.

God poor Harry and William. Imagine a world leader saying that about your dead mother.

My mom had to wear them for a while. So, I'll share my experience:

They are kind of like pullup training pants fit toddlers rather than actual baby diapera in that they have sides that come apart fairly easily. So, whenever I'd take her to use the bathroom, I'd pull her pants to the standard toileting position but if the diaper was soiled or wet, I'd just pull them off like a pullup. I had to take her pants off to put a new one on but it was pretty simple, because they pull up like regular underwear or training pants.

As for the diaper, I brought a plastic grocery bag with me and rolled it up and put it in there and just walked it directly out to the outside trash bin. If we were in public, I'd just put it in the big bathroom trash can but since she was suffering from dementia and having gross motor issues, we didn't bring her places where we'd be extended amounts of time, so, it wasn't ever a huge deal out in public.

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States!

/sad horns

In a tan suit.

Is.... is this real? Can’t be...

Judging by the odd bulges in his pants these days, he appears to be wearing diapers. He can’t be incredibly dexterous, I wonder who’s on doody duty.

I have a geriatric nurse friend who has extensive experience with old people diapers. She swears he wears them.


did not need that mental image


https://photos1.blogger.com/img/104/2808/640/Fat_Bastard.jpg

Hey there sexy.

did not need that mental image

Hey there sexy.

Where does Melania fit into Donald’s “type”?

Handler.

Donald sure likes his blond cheek-boney women. Where does Melania fit into Donald’s “type”?

Then imagine the same guy also wants an invite to William's wedding.

Yeah this pretty much guarantees it

And using 'fancy' mustard.

I think one type is blonde arm-candy and the "real" type is compassionate maternal women who make him feel safe. Mika Brzezinski happens to be the full package and I think he was infatuated with her, which is why he reacted with so much vitriol when she turned against him publicly.

You start out in life with a finite amount of fucks to give. Once you lose one, it's ridiculously hard to get one back. Those old guys ran out a long time ago.

The unasked question is: Why do old men wear tighty-whities instead of grey, black, or colorful boxers and briefs? I see it at the gym all the time. I've never seen an old man wearing anything else. Also, why don't they make any attempt to cover up? Its like there is a competition to wave their balls around. They sit on the benches in the locker room butt naked. I've seen a fat dude shaving at the sink totally naked. His balls and belly were spilling onto the counter. Wear cooler underwear guys.

https://s.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/679/624/0/S6796240/slug/l/cwhumbr-1.jpg

Still not fast enough

This stream of news is definitely designed to bury the fusion GPS story.

This says Roger Stone through and through. He added a bit about Elliot Spitzer wearing black socks so you'd be forced to picture it. He brags about it all the time. This is from the Daily News...

Can Roger Stone be working against Donald Trump right now?

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the strategy. I mean we’re not talking about the book anymore and totally moved on from shitholegate in the matter of 18 hours.

Roger stone is writing a book about the end of the Trump presidency, if that tells you anything.

Donald really has two types. Blonde models/ apparently porn stars, and Eastern European women.

The fashion tide against whities really only began in the late 90s. I was actually made fun of for being 'faggy' for wearing boxer-briefs.

I mean, it's underwear, who really gives a shit, but basically tighty-whities were once the main underwear format for most American men.

You kidding me, This will have zero traction with his base/cult.

Yeah. That fat bastard definitely has shit stains.

If you lose your hair, you can always get one of these.  Apparently they're free on the beaches in Norway.

https://imgur.com/gallery/6OVAWdG

If you lose your hair, you can always get one of these. Apparently they're free on the beaches in Norway.

The hand size was shrunk to make it more accurate.

And black!

And latte saluting.

In another thread a Redditor who was also a seamstress pointed out that his suits are tailored the way that they are (broad shoulders, long jacket, etc) to conceal that he is wearing daipers.

I want to make it to 2020 with hair still on my head

It's always real.

Every. Fucking. Time.

After the news that Diana died, Trump said he could have totally banged her.

Here's a sneak peak of what's underneath.

https://imgur.com/gallery/OBKd5

It isn't. His face is a totally different color than the lighting should suggest and there is a little splotch of blue on the wall close to his face. It was edited on.

It isn't. Neckline is blurry, color work on the face is terrible. There's a splotch of blue on the wall behind his head (left from viewer perspective) that I suspect was an accidental click while shading his face area.

Rest assured. The real thing is likely worse.

I always knew he and his whole family were nothing but a bunch of carny degenerates. Rich white trash.

Direct from the source if username checks out.

People take her side sometimes because she’s the way lesser of evils in the pair, but Melania isn’t that bright herself.

WTF is up with the perspective on the left hand

Yeah, I never got why people found tighty whities so strange. It was the main form of underwear pretty much up until the late 80s, at the earliest. No wonder old dudes still wear them. It's what they are used to.

And yes, they do look silly. But after a certain point you stop caring.

Boxer briefs are where it's at though

When the next new style of underwear comes out in the next few years or so, people will get all judgmental about boxers/boxer briefs.

What if it's man thongs?

Why am I asking this on an /sub/politics thread about the President?

Is 2018 over?

I feel nauseous.

Serious question...how do old people change their diapers? Like...just strip down in a bathroom, leave a nasty deposit in the trash can, and don a new pair?

This should be an official presidential photo in textbooks in 20 years

Yep. There’s some old ladies that regularly swim at the local indoor facility... and they have zero fucks changing. It’s ALL out there. A part of me wants to be as confident as these dudes or chicks some day.

I think reality broke in 2016

Poor Hope Hicks.

She's doing a pretty shitty job, then.

No F'kin way. I don't even know anymore.

sad horns

this is 100% not real... right? right?

/sub/eyebleach

Pee-stained, I bet.

And flabby pissburned legs.

He's got a mid-shaft lesion the size of a half dollar.

One of the saddest things that come to mind is that maybe this is the thing that burns him forever. Not the incompetence and ignorance, but the fact that he had sex with other woman while married.

Hahaha good God that is true.

And my axe!

It's definitely Hope Hicks

If you ever feel bad about your body, go hang out in a gym locker room. There are people with some weird shit going on and no fucks to give.

About when they started the Hadron Collider. We're all living in an alternate reality.

Niet. All lies.

Just imagine all the STDs he suffers from.

Well I was planning on having myself a wank tonight, but not anymore.

Trump eats his.

Nyet

-Russian Typobot

If he just resigns this could all end tomorrow. But no, he’s going to drag it out, and so is everyone else.

It only gets worse for Trump from here on out.

So THAT'S what he means by wanting more Norwegian immigration...?

If it were real, this would not be the first time you would have seen it

Because your balls sag as you get old. Tighty whities keep them up similar to a bra so lots of old dudes with bad ball sag issues would rather do this, than risk sitting on your balls cause they sag too much. Personally, I can't fucking stand tighty whities and my balls don't sag so I don't have this issue.

Didn't want to finish the rest of my dinner anyways.

https://i.imgur.com/t/funny/CrOOV

*normay

What the hell is a pissburn?

2013 was the last year that feels real

If that video actually existed, this may actually be the thing that gets me to quit watching porn.

Ya know, cause I will have gouged out my eyes.

Trump supposedly also offered Drake $10,000 in exchange for having sex with him.

funniest sentence from article out of context

Username checks out.