Russian kid checks out the view from his window

Well, he'll be russian to the floor if he's not careful.

so my heart almost stopped when the camera zoomed out.

You can tell his parents dragged that little shit back in. lol

Someone posted a similar gif 3 days ago:

Well, you can tell something dragged him back in, we can only hope it was human.

Poor kid was just trying to escape the horrible thing that broke into his house and ate his parents...

my heart is fluttering just watching that. going to go yell at my kids for this even existing.

Relax, he know's what he's doing. He's been Putin on this show for years. EDIT: words

This is why you get a baby cage people!

This is why you get a people!

"The incident was witnessed by residents in the neighboring building, who immediately called the police. As it took nearly 15 minutes for officers to get to the scene, they didn’t actually see the toddler’s death-defying stunt.

Police spoke to the parents of the child, and later told local media that they are a normal family without any problems."

Hell, I did stupid shit like that all the time as a kid and my parents didn't know about it. Granted, I didn't live on the 8th floor, and my parents didn't keep shit I could climb on in front of the windows.

Onions

Fuck, me too. This is the worst video in the world to watch if you not only have terrible acrophobia but also just recently had your first child.

I'm bolting all the windows shut right now, screw the air conditioning bills, I'll work overtime to pay them.

Reminds me of Clapton's loss:

Those adrenaline junkies that hang off buildings are starting younger and younger

You just made this gif more dramatic with a twist ending.

But he just keeps climbing back out!

If that's how you're going to be, so vi et

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More info: Worst parents ever? Russian toddler hangs out of 8th floor window

Quit stalin and think of a better pun!

A Malaysian bird? No, your kid is a Ukraine rebel with no connection to Russia at all. This is all foolish speculation. No investigation is necessary.

"What's the matter with you people?!"

This Marx the 1,000th time I've heard that one.

It doesn't help that I didn't check the sub this was posted in, and for a second I thought it might be /sub/childrenfallingover.

"the floor"

Last time I checked the kid crawls just out again.

"His first words were yolo"

This is normal in Russia. The parent often gives the young chick a gentle push so the child can then learn to fly and defend the motherland.

I just got really anxious looking at this

It contains no child deaths, sometimes there's possible injury tags but other than that it's just children hilariously failing

The potential flaw is this: the study was based only on cats that were brought into the hospital. Clearly dead cats [...] go to the Dumpster, not the emergency room. This may skew the statistics and make falls from great distances look safer than they are.

-- an online web site

These puns are shit and I hope you all get AIDS.

Well apparently issues like this are genetic so if you're not Russian then no worries.

What I'm sure of is that if he fell, he would never be as lucky as this

"Uh, mom - we're watching youtube?"

"I DON'T CARE, Put on these parachutes and this flak jacket."

"um..."

"I SAID NOW!!"

I'm "other news"

Baby cage saves suicide jumpers life when it interupted his jump. He crashed into the cage and got stuck.

Owners say" good thing we secured,secured and secured a third time else he woulda have gone right through it"

It ends?

As a new father, seeing both of these gifs have me freaked out about all the dangerous situations my child might get into.

Fun fact: A cat's terminal velocity (or the maximum speed at which they can fall in free fall) is significantly less than the velocity at which a fall from great heights would be fatal. Interestingly enough, there are more reported injuries/fatalities from cats who fall from lower heights than there are from higher heights. This is because from higher heights, cats are able to orient themselves to land feet first, and they are less able to do so from lower heights.

Oh, it's one of them fancy online web sites.

Don't be such a Groucho!

In Soviet Russia, heights fear you!

Jesus motherfuckin Christ that was unsettling to watch

And then it's a whole other level of crap.

....and then vomited in terror for the next 23 minutes.

Man, Reddit sure is a bizarre place. Occasionally people just casually point out subs that I don't know whether I want to even be aware that they exist, much less visiting them.

. . . But my curiosity is winning the battle though . . . ugh, I might really have to visit that. You've done a terrible thing, you know.

Suicide jumper from above takes out the baby cage on his way down.

Back in the cage /u/LifeInBinary

parents HATE him!

Well my kid just shot a bird out of the sky with his sling shot and made his sisters cry, and then said it wasn't him... does that mean he is Russian?

I don't see your pun in this comment... perhaps you should mark it some way so it's more apparent. Thanks.

That's actually a stunt baby. This is footage someone took from a scene being shot for Taken 4: Taken Toddler

He's still trying to escape whatever is in there and it keeps getting him. He's able to fend it off and get back outside but it's able to drag him back in every time.

What do you mean "you people"?

I had a cat fall out of an apartment window on the 10th floor... got a call that someone found my half-dead cat on the sidewalk and took it to the vet where it died... so yeah no guarantees on that one.

"Do you like babies? WAAA WAAAHHHH! Of course you do! Do you like EXCITING ACTION!? DUH! Well check out the latest show sweeeping alll of fllleeepflorp 765.....Baby Window Fun Times!!!"

"No, Rick, come on... like change the channel... this... this is making me feel bad..."

"Impossible to BUUURP look away aint it Morty?"

I've heard at least one story of a cat falling from a high building and seemingly looking okay. But then it went underneath a car and died of internal bleeding.

Yeah, its like the highlights of America's Funniest Home Videos.

When is outside it's called "the ground"

Construction worker falls from building surrounded by safety net, killed by baby cage on the way down.

Owners say "if only we didn't secure it the third time!"

I just kept yelling "No, Baby! Go back inside!" over and over until the child was clearly grabbed back in. You can tell the fear and anger of the parent from that yank.

I'll bet his older brother is one of those Russian climbing assholes and he's just emulating him.

I can only imagine. My hands are pouring sweat just watching this stupid gif. When he had his back turned and his leg hanging off...

I could almost hear the "YOINK" sound as they snatched his little ass back through the window.

What do you mean "you people"?

That was actually pretty good.

Honestly it looks more secure than most of my neighbors' a/c units.

He got yanked in so fast it looked like that window was a black hole

Interestingly enough, there are more reported injuries/fatalities from cats who fall from lower heights than there are from higher heights.

This factoid requires the very heavy disclaimer that it could very well be that cats that fell from higher heights were so conclusively dead that they simply weren't reported. It is a perfect example of a reporting bias.

and his last words

Well, who else is going to pedal the tiny energy-generating bicycle?

I can't look at that fucking weird man-baby. It's very upsetting. Not the cage. The child itself is unsettling.

Provided that cage is secured, secured again, and then secured a third time, I actually think it is a brilliant idea.

shitty puns are fine, i mean they're everywhere on reddit, but does anyone else get irrationally angry when people italicize the pun like it was subtle and they want to make sure you catch it?

Not only have you been lucky enough to be attached since time immemorial to a favored evolutionary line, but you have also been extremely--make that miraculously--fortunate in your personal ancestry. Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth's mountains and rivers and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so. Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result--eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly--in you.

Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

eventually that goes from cute, worried mom to "god damn it, it's my mom calling again about rapists"

There is an important line there

The Janitor would approve.

Your neighbors put their babies in their A/C units?

Local baby found one weird trick to stop living

http://i.imgur.com/NZczQLx.png

wtf? the cat just lands on asphalt from that high and just runs away?

It just looks like a normal kid in a poofy jacket.

Luckily, they do grow out of this crap pretty fast.

Someone with photoshop skills please Photoshop a tentacle coming out of the window.

Or a poofy baby in a normal jacket.

Closer to 21-25.

But really it only ends at death for some people.

Nah, don't do that!

Just get

TIL My kid is Russian.

It's literally the funniest subreddit I've been on, you have to go through every single one.

Really? Are you unable to lean forward without falling on the floor?

My dad's childhood friend died from falling out the window of his apartment complex. This was in the projects in Staten Island in the 60s. After that they put up bars on the windows in the building. My dad still gets really sad when he talks about it, and it's been 40+ years.

That is a toddler with an infant's head.

No man, he flew back in.

I work at a valet and a few days ago, we had a mother and daughter (about 25 years old) valet a car that wouldn't start when they were ready to leave. Since it was the daughter's car, the supervisor and supervisor-in-training took her in the company vehicle so she could try to get it started.

In the twenty minutes the girl was gone, her mother came up to the desk six or seven times screaming at us because she wanted to speak to her attorney because her daughter got into a vehicle with two men and we hadn't let her (the mother) go. She kept saying her daughter was probably getting raped at that moment.

The poor daughter was so embarrassed when she got back up there and apologized to all of us her mother had yelled at. So, yeah, it's not cute when the child is in her 20's.

No it doesn't, there's absolutely nothing to indicate anyone is holding him. His shirt isn't tightened, there's clearly no one or thing behind him, and he moves to maintain balance.

I have three and I still get those intrusive thoughts about all of the various ways they could hurt themselves every day.

ask and thy shall receieve

Not Russian though

Floor - пол

Ground - земля (also means land and earth)

All the old ones are dead.

To be fair, lots of languages have the same word for floor and ground.

Looks to me like someone is holding onto his clothes from the back. Still a shitty thing to do...

Someone is clearly holding him, he leans forward and has his hands free in the air, thats not how gravity works.