Rough housing with a little chimp

You should be careful. He already killed that other guy.

The sleeping homeless guy does not give a fuck

It could be months of elite Ranger training, we don't know the whole backstory.

It's all fun and games until your face gets ripped off. http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/

"Hey Guy on the Couch, did you kill my dog?"

Is the chimp going for his eyes at the end an instinctive thing?

Quiet! He's playing with his food.

"His head was taken to the state lab for a rabies test and the body was taken to the University of Connecticut for an animal autopsy. "

Results of autopsy:

chimpanzee died as a result of having no head.

/sub/PeopleFuckingDying Already killed the poor person on the couch!