As I'm taking a dump in the employee bathroom right now, I wish this was the case
Update: flushed and nothing went down. We didn't overflow, but we got damn close
Drop* a load off
Jerk* a load off
And when you try to get off the toilet, you slip and fall between the toilet and the wall because you burned your foot on a George Foreman grill earlier that morning. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.
^ This guy shits
¿Porque no los dos?
With that phrasing it sounds like you're having a fap at work.
All you need is a spray bottle, filled with rubbing alcohol, that is small enough to fit in your pocket. A few sprays on the seat, wipe the seat with toilet paper, and you're all set.