Redtext has arrived

Redtext has arrived

Redtext and the one you've been waiting for

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T-Minus 5 minutes

Update 22: Plains of Eidolon is coming in 5 minutes. What is there to say? There's never been an update as highly anticipated as this - and that kind of scares and thrills us. We don't want to get soft on everyone when we're about to be judged on our performance. But sometimes soft is good.

T-Minus 4 minutes

Update 22: Plains of Eidolon is coming in 4 minutes. There's really no way for us to fit 27 pages of update notes into this broadcast - any summary will omit valuable detail so let's just say THANK YOU. Thank you for being patient. When you've had some time with the update, come back to the table and bring us your thoughts. We're here waiting with open arms - so don't junk-punch us or each other with a Furax - save that for the Grineer

T-Minus 3 minutes

Update 22: Plains of Eidolon is coming in 3 minutes. Never before will you have been overwhelmed with so much choice - it's like a Submarine Sandwich shop. Will you take a look at Focus? Mag Deluxe? Go right to Cetus and the Plains? 5 new Weapons? Sniper Buffs? No matter what you choose - it might be better with some of that delicious white sauce...mayonnaise.

T-Minus 2 minutes

Update 22: Plains of Eidolon is coming in 2 minutes. Dat glass. She's sharp, deadly, and she's got materials so reflective they're writing their doctorate in ethics of cloning. Get ready to kick some Glass, Tenno. Gara is here.

T-Minus 1 minute

Update 22: Plains of Eidolon is coming in 1 minute. We can't wait to see people change their Alias' to -BestFisher-KewlDude or -Minemaster-LadyStone. You know there are going to be cyber-professions of spearfishing, mining, and more once this hits. Maybe I can afford an Ostron gem ring for my girlfriend... ha... yah.. My girlfriend!

T-Minus 0 minutes

Update 22: Plains of Eidolon is deploying now. Remain in your missions until this is completed!

Post launch

Update 22: Plains of Eidolon has been deployed!!!!! Restart to receive AND ENJOY CAUSE WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Edit: Deploying now.

Right at 6pm est too

Right as I leave for night classes.

Fuck me

my clan chat is filled with

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and its perfect

THEY ACTUALLY GOT IT OUT TODAY, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

it's midnight here.

I probably ain't gonna get much sleep tonight.

HYPE OVERFLOWING

WEL🅱OME TO 🅱IDEO 🅱AMES 2.0 🅱OYS

WHO'S READY TO ENJOY BILLIONS* OF HOURS OF 🅱ONTENT?

2 minutes past midnight for me

fuck's sake

Same here, gonna take it slow though. Going to sleep now, downloading while I'm away and enjoy ~3 hours of PoE when I get back :)

AHHHHAJLN:A;ljknfokwnejdkom

LETS GO BOYS

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