Queen defends flowers from hungry pony (xpost from r/gifs)

Pony was promptly beheaded

That move where she keeps the flowers hidden and moves them back to the right hand, I would say she is extremely well acquainted with the tricks of greedy equines....

That pony is underfed because of Brexit.

I guess Camilla was hungry...

Have you ever tried to tell a 90 year old they can't do something? Especially a healthy one, a sharp 'fuck off' is the usual response.

Here she is riding only a few weeks ago, I notice it is a very 'short' horse, so maybe that's her concession to her age.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/19/queen-proves-age-number-heatwave-horse-ride-royal-ascot/

Queen of Australia.

Pretty sure she still rides her horse every so often. Whenever the press manage to get pictures, they always make a big deal of it.

And probably has cancer from the non-EU American feed it gets when it's lucky enough to eat.

Also it's probably racist too.

Filthy commoner, how dare you touch the Majesty!

No, thats clearly the Queen of Jamaica.

It's the Queen of Canada is it not?

I do find it pretty crazy that she still rides at 90+. Pretty risky I'd have thought.

STEP AWAY FROM THE QUEEN'S FLOWERS!!!

She also likes cows!

We tried telling my gran to stop chopping wood with a blunt hatchet in bare feet, but i think that just made her more powerful...

I always mix her up with the illustrious queen of Tuvalu.

Jesus. You hit like a french concrete pylon.

i find it very funny that the polish guy in particular is the one getting all excited about this power level babushka.

Lol loved the not-so-regal reaction "COOOOWS!"

Please it is " Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem."

Anything else is just sloppy.

I think it's Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, but I could be wrong.

The queen really does love everything horses (source: wife goes endurance racing and has seen the queen at events on her personal days)

How powerful is she right now?

Half hanged, drawn, quartered, and then beheaded.

Jeez you filthy common rabble know nothing do you?

It cant be racist, its not a Lipizzan. Also, this was a BLM protest, because so far every Queen of England was white.

If the pony is cute and you wear a pink dress reddit will care very much!

You're going to die pretty soon one way or another

laughs in reptilian

...this is Jon Snow.

Some things are no laughing matter:d

Underfed cancer ponies that hate the Queen.

Are you happy now Brexiters!?!?

You won't get these flowers, you hairy little fuck!

aka the Queen of .tv

The Queen of Papua New Guinea

Which queen?

Looks more like the Duke of Normandy.

She's over 9000 apparently.

horse riding and horse breeding was her big interrest in her youth. Whe definitely knows how to fool them.

If I were to defend flowers from a hungry pony, nobody would care.

It's a great clip. Makes me smile every time.

Horses have always been one of her interests.

Yeah but at 90, why would you care about doing risky things? I mean you're 90 for fuck's sake. Do things you enjoy. You're going to die pretty soon one way or another, why not actually have fun in the meantime?

And ground into burgers.

What a blanket assumption. Not all ponies from the south are racist.

"Oh you think I would be better off not riding? Well I think you'd be better off in the Tower!!"

He's King in the North.

i'm smashed by this pun

Oh, so the representative of generations of non-working class is denying food to the hungry? Not surprised at all! xD

Shouldn't it be "Duchess of Normandy"?

Nope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of_Normandy#Title_today

Don't be silly, that's way too much queening for such an old lady.

technically the kingdom of england ended when the act of union made the United Kingdom.

So yes, she is england's queen. But the queen of england as a title isn't a thing.

Oh, did you mean 'Mama belong big family', the glorious Queen of Papua New Guinea?

Queen of twitch

Idk ask Catherine II of Russia.

Bye bye, Lil Sebastian

...Hungarians?

If you were a cute little old lady, then people might care a little bit more

Have you ever tried to tell a 90 year old they can't do something? Especially a healthy one, a sharp 'fuck off' is the usual response.

Especially one that's a freaking Queen. I doubt that she'll let other people order her what to do.

Alright, listen 'ere. Dere be only ONE Warboss around here. And dat be Queen Elizabeth da second. An' if any of u gits get any broight ideas around 'ere, you'll 'ave to deal with me!

DA KING IN DA NORF

Looks like she is in Scotland. Why am I not surprised something tried to steal the flowers off an old lady?

Too many Duchies, -10 opinion.

It was ONE TIME

Who doesn't love cows?

She's definitely still trying to breed horse sized Corgis

The current monarchs are from the House of Hannover

They're not. Hanoverian rule ended with Victoria. Had William IV gained a (legitimate) son, the personal union with Hanover could've continued longer.

Also it's probably racist too.

Is it a white pony from the US south?

A royale with cheese?

Yea but all racists are ponies from the south...

I'll have a 25p-er with cheese.

I did paparazzi that joke coming!

Little pony didn't know what the secret ingredient in Hungarian salami is... lol

Calling her the Queen of England is like calling Merkel the Chancellor of Saxony

THE Queen.

That one that happens to be Queen on the most people and land area in the world.

England doesn't have a Queen, you mean the Queen of the UK of GB & NI.

No worries, the ambulance is coming... any moment from now.

Shouldn't it be "Duchess of Normandy"? Also, do the French know she still claims their land?

I think that's the most Ulster thing I have heard for a long while.

Meh, she doesn't even have dragons.

I'd figure the tiny pink lady was too iconic to miss but it's the queen of england this time.

Then it's not European affairs, since we are out of the Eurovision season.

Fun fact; this was in my home city, and most people didn't know she was coming until she arrived.

Apparently your beliefs are incorrect.

The grin on the face of the guy holding the pony is the best. xD

Maximum

This is so cute

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered

Quartering was considered different than beheading.

Of course, it seems so obvious now...

She's made it this far without one, so I'm guessing that would be another "fuck off."

Sounds like internalized racism to me.

House horses manipulated by Thoroughbred privelage.

Well she doesn't need the hatchet anymore...

Yes, and to be honest only pedants will correct someone calling her the Queen of England, but the fact remains that's not the correct title

But that's not her title

(Unless you have some naming conventions I don't know about)

I thought it would be this

I thought it would be