Professional developer

Professional developer

Correction: profesnal developer.

Well, he didn't say what kind of developer - I'm guessing he's a late developer.

Console.write("Open bob, show vegane");

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Actually you can increase your virtual address space from 4GB to 64GB (by enabling PAE on 32 bit systems which want to access more than 4GB of RAM). Doubt this guy can compile kernels though.

That won't work, my programmer has made precautions to prevent that :)

Or you can use the Virtual Memory feature on Windows where you designate a part of the HD as RAM.

This counts as software right?

I'm surprised by what actually annoys me about this. It's not the complete lack of understanding what hardware is or the presumptuous claim of professionalism, or the mention of html in that context. What really annoys me is that he apparently expects that someone can just "tell him" how to make an app. Like how you can just tell someone how to fold a paper plane. "Just do this and that and you're done, ezpz." So triggering.


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Or you can use the Virtual Memory feature on Windows where you designate a part of the HD as RAM.

It's really slow though. Slightly less terrible if you have an SSD, but still not a very good idea.

How to make an app in 4 steps:

Download Android Studio Cry ????? Profit

Eh. Swap is intended to be used as a dump for unused data, not as a literal expansion for the RAM. If you have a process that needs 8GB of RAM to function properly, but you only have 6, swap won't save you. If you need a process that needs 8GB of RAM to function, and you do have 8 (or, well, more than that, since the OS needs some too), but some of that is currently used by other stuff, that "other stuff" will get pushed out onto the HD without an actual performance hit to the foreground process that needs the full 8GB.

Console.log("Bitch lasagne");

Get out

Undefined object.

Like this you mean?

Please show how load OS10 on my eMachine; am proffesonal

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https://xkcd.com/1683/

Reminds me of some of my students. They'd struggle to get through Java 1, often failing it at least once. score an average of about 30% on the exams. Then I'd bust them for cheating on an assignment after they copy-pasted (not bothering to change even a single character, not even the author's name) something from some web page.

And then they'd ask for mercy with "Sir, don't put a case on me. Think of my career, sir." I was never able to figure out what "career" they were talking about.

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Chrome is just a bad example for this, it's not just one process. Since different tabs spawn in different processes, some of the unused tabs may be swapped out and switching between them will start taking time. Furthermore, if it becomes necessary, data that may actually be accessed relatively soon would become swapped out, too (which is the problem with not having enough RAM, like you describe).

I'm not sure about that. If you have 8GB of RAM and 10 chrome tabs open you might have 4GB of RAM usage and 0 used page file.

If you have 2GB of RAM and the same 10 tabs you might have 1.7GB RAM usage and ~2GB of the page file and things are less responsive.

Their career of googling and copy-pasting code, obviously. Or what the industry calls: a software developer.

Correction: pro & fashional developer

Just wait until gradle starts giving errors that make absolutely no sense.

I actually downloaded android studio today. And I almost cried a little with all the layout shit for Android TV.

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Seems like I see someone like this on every post ever made related to IT. Msdn comments? Someone asks for the entire solution to their problem because the example posted wasn't his exact issue. Stack overflow question? He asks in a comment how to solve his unrelated issue. Random IT blog? This guy shows up explaining his ram doesn't fit on a post about sql server asking op to blog about it.

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That's why I use React Native, so most of my code can be JS. No gradle errors, in fact, no errors at all. No good code either, but who cares?

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Visual Studio 2017, is in fact, App/Visual Studio 2017, or as I've recently taken to calling it, App plus Visual Studio 2017. Visual Studio 2017 is not an app unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning system made useful by the processes, cloud services and even dedicated cloud hardware comprising a full IDE as defined by MS.

Good programmer?

/u/morejpeg_auto should return the filesize.

whoosh

You just have to download more ram

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Housing developer. He needs app to show his offer.

That's an actual last name for Indians.

Contextually it means leader.

I also believe this guy is trying to be funny and it's taken out of context. Imagine a site dominated by Indians making fun of an American posting about "bone app the teeth" which is taken at face value because they find it hard to believe that Americans have a sense of humor.

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How many comments did this keep up for?

Oh man, I've been bamboozled.

I mean, if he wanted to he could develop an HTML android (+ windows and iOS) app using a framework like Ionic. Well maybe he couldn't but someone could.

If not how to load High Soerra on eMachinima.

Ah, I see he is a profesnal developer.

mmmm javascript

Vagine.

latte developer

If it came from a real person, this would be appalling. Like I'm gonna believe someone whose name translates to fuckery in English.

You can also create an Android app using HTML

https://facebook.github.io/react-native/

An software

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Swap on Linux

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Probably has at least 20 years of Go experience

This is the guy who shows up after you interview someone pretending to be him. A suboptimal subcontractor.

hiss.... hiss.... sssss....

this is profesnal