Probably the best skateboard trick I've ever seen

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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day

Teach a man to 50/50 grind and he eats for a lifetime

I'm pretty sure that all was just a ritual to tranform the skateboard into a fish.

I'm pretty sure that fish is already dead.

So here I am, doing everything I can

Holding on to what I am

Pretending I'm a superman

Sick stalefish grab at the end

The memories 😢!

Tony Hawk Bass Pro Skater.

The part where the chicken has no head.

You're an actual redditor?!

I see your gutted fish and raise Mike the Headless Chicked

Thanks for making me look at her post history, I was not disappointed.

edit: Can you all shut up? I thought I was popular for a minute.

Right in the nostalg.

I'm pretty sure someone is under the water holding the fish, and he goes on the guys shoulders and that's why he falls back. You can see the guys head in between his legs

Why? That chicken should have died on the chopping block, but instead provided is owner with lots of money and recognition. It demonstrated important biological principles relating to the brain stem and its role in maintaining homeostasis, as mentioned in the article. That chicken was the single greatest thing to happen to that owner; how is that a bad thing?

what the...

I don't think he actually did that trick. He just did a grind, which he wouldn't even have landed cleanly.

Your comment is the comment that actually made me go look. here's what you've always wanted

Jesus Christ! turned a skateboard to a fish

Note to self, remain at the top of the food chain.

/sub/unexpected

Ok. That's enough internet for the day.

Damn nature, you scary. NSFL

They would have to be some Reel Big Fish.

Probably salt water triggering nerves.

Oh shit, I think you're right. I just thought it was shallow water. He executed that pretty well

Oh, I figured he actually caught that Atlantic salmon with his bare hands in a pond............

That sounds like bullshit to me. If they're able to survive that long having their guts removed then why do they sometimes grant three wishes if you spare their life?

:( that was a very sad Wikipedia read...

S-K-A-T-FISH

That fish is totally dead. What a load of carp.

May OP teach me how to skate-fish?

is it something to do with the muscle instinctively reacting to the water?

I think so too. I'm sure the whole thing was set up to make him look like a badass for his skate video, and it worked

Edit: Someone also pointed out that he may be on someone's shoulders, too. You can almost see their head and it makes sense how he falls back like that

Only if you Sell Out.

I'd buy that so fast my bank account would get whiplash

the best song, tied with "jerry was a race car driver" by Primus. hell the entire soundtrack was amazing. God it seems like a lifetime ago. Used to study how the in game skater did kickflips and spent the whole summer learning them. Not a care in the world...

Guerrilla, young padawan

We had a fish once. Lived in a tank by the dining room table. One night we had fish for dinner and he turned his back to us. The next morning, he stole my dads car and left a note. There were a lot of negative overtones toward trees but the jist was that he went to Chicago. Never did see Toto again.

Ok, I always do well with this song, watch this!

♫Transmission third world war third round A decade of the weapon of sound above ground No shelter if you're lookin' for shade screeeeeeeeeech......shit

Ok, for real this time, I'm gonna go for the high score!

♫Transmission third world war third round A decade of the weapon of sound above ground No shelter if you're lookin' for shade I lick shots at the brutal charade As the polls close like a casket On trut screeeeeeeeeech..........

Dammit! Ok, for real this time....I'm not gonna crash.

♫Transmission thi screeeeeeeeeech.....

Ok, that doesn't count, the game messed up. One more try?

♫Transmission third world war third round A decade of the weapon of sound above ground No shelter if you're lookin' for shade I lick shots at the brutal charade As the polls close like a casket On truth devoured A silent play in the shadow of power A spectacle monopolized The camera's eyes on choice disguised Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil? Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil? Yes a spectacle monopolized They hold the reins and stole your eyes Or the fistagons The bullets and bombs Who stuff the banks Who staff the party ranks More for Gore or the son of a drug lord None of the above fuck it cut the cord

Lights out Guerrilla Radio turn that shit up Lights out Guerrilla Radio turn that shit up Lights out Guerrilla Radio turn screeeeeeeeeech...........

OMG this game is so fuckin' rigged!!!!!

No... its ok to eat the fish cuz they don't have any feelings...

96 quite bitter beings by CKY on THPS 3. Saw CKY live in 2003 and Chad Ginsburg introduced the song as "You've probably heard this one a million times while trying to unlock a bunch of shit on Tony Hawk."

I thought he looked like the Muppets beaker but then I found this guy.http://img.ccrd.clearchannel.com/media/mlib/1744/2016/03/default/beaker_0_1458205315.jpg

I thought he looked like the Muppets beaker but then I found this guy.

Thanks me too

I didnt get it at first, but now I do.

You've been banned from /sub/pyongyang.

You don't study chickens WITH a head.

You can study a chicken with heads though

Those were the days....

Calm down there, Pi.

I've seen it about 3 times this week. She's branching out.

Or should I say spreading out... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And the best day to go fishing is on a Green Day.

What the fuck

Lights out

Gorilla Radio

Turn that shit up

He pulled that fish out of the Offspring

I don't like the sound of skatfish. Bet it tastes like shit.

Instructions unclear, on boat with a tiger...

Nah it just goes scoobitydoobshopwopskeetskeetzadow instead of blub blub

It's not a remake of the first two games. It has the mechanics of tony hawk 3 and 7 levels from the first 3 games, two of which are downhill maps. Don't worry though. You can buy 3 more maps with DLC.

Honestly some of the worst 10 bucks I've ever spent on a game, fucking horrendous dude. Get an emulator on the pc or bust out the ps1 or 2 if you want to play them.

Knife goes in. Guts come out.

Fish that have never been in salt water still do this, even when the water you put them in is fresh water. In fact they'll still do that when they've been gutted and not even near water, last weekend I almost lost one because after my dad gutted it, it jumped its way back into the river we were using to clean them.

That looks like a typical New Jersey day. I just don't see the beer.

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, nothing was cooler than ska in its heyday. I still put these guys and the pietasters on when I want to get some work done. So much energy in this music.

BRB, going to put together a ska playlist.

No

It's OK he made a full recovery

https://youtu.be/JrCdpu6RHOs

That's Alexis Lacroix from Dime, an absolute madman 🔥🔥🔥

The data clearly shows that the skateboard turned into a fish

There is a HD remake of the very first tony hawk pro skater for pc.

Because you're lonely and haven't felt physical touch in over three weeks.

The chicken had no brain. It was literally a walking cadaver, not even able to respond to stimuli. The part of the chicken that made it "alive" was gone, and only the part of it that regulated the various processes which were intended to keep blood flowing to the brain was left. It made several humans' lives a hundred times better at no discomfort to the creature. Honestly, what is the downside? It's not even like he intentionally mutilated it, he just took advantage of a freak accident.

No. No. No. Why the fuck. Why did I click that. "Oh, nature huh? Can't be that bad." No. Fuck my eyes.

He's a new age Jesus. He turns rad tricks into food.

Yeah there's no PBR or Rolling Rock anywhere

Thanks me too

Well I was hoping to see him come out of the water not wet. Hearing the greatest trick ever carries weight with me, but seeing him come out with that fish, it was pretty damn good.

your comment is the reason I checked out her history, and why i'm now in the faproom.

Eh, I'm 50-50 on it.

He died for the halibut.

Twice in one day that people have discovered her on popular threads

Can't splain that.

Why is this being upvoted, clearly it's wrong

So much good music for 1 game

So is the average number of heads per chicken now something like 0.999999999999999999999999999999 thanks to Mike?

Ugh. I bet that fish tastes Rancid

I'm sure there are some two-headed chickens out there to even it out

No, it's just a turtle and a mouse so you can just watch it.

Slippery fucks never stop swimming

Thanks me too

I'M IN CHARGA MALAYSIA!!

Pretty sure this is him

Pretty sure is him

They still need blood to supply oxygen to their muscles and brain. If there is no heart they can't use their muscles for too long.

The Interview

Take your up-vote and go

Me either...but I then again I never do.

Skateboard.

"Yo dude!" "Yes?" "I need like a giant fish for this skate video." "We have filets over here on sale." "Nah bro. Like a big whole fish." "Oh, we have this salmon." "SWEET!"

Holding on to what I am, pretending I'm a fisherman!

Haha, yep, everyone had their "this is the song I play the best to" song

Jesus fucking Christ. I've seen a lot of shit but that poor little thing trying to get to safety....

Nobody expects a big fish in position!

So here I am..... Doing everything I can....

Yeah considering it's an ocean fish yes it came fresh from the market straight to the skate pond.

Thanks me too

that's the best day to rage against the fishees.

That ended too soon. That idiot was pissed. Fish took everything she had.

And if you leave it leave it trout too long it'll smell Rancid.