Pro Lucio dodges every Hanzo arrow while frozen

Pro Lucio dodges every Hanzo arrow while frozen

Hi. I'm the unfortunate Hanzo player in this play of the game.

I'm not always this bad, in fact I suffered as much as that Lucio did and wanted to kill him just to end his awful misery.

The shot I did shooting down was supposed to be a scatter arrow, but I was so panicked that I didn't press the button.

This is console, as you can see in the bottom control scheme.

I'm no hanzo main and that's painfully obvious! But this so bad that it funny to me as well.

I was about to commend the Hanzo for his brilliant skill in being able to aim around the Lucio as he plays with his food. Taunting him because he knows he cannot leave. You should go with that.

IS THAT EFZStanly?! PogChamp


This is his new cover story

I wonder, do PC players think this is what everyones aim on console is like?

Dat quality.

Ah, console. Never change...

<3 thanks for the karma friend. your pain is all of our entertainment.

He would never use the frog skin.

Not really, I'm just making a lazy shitpost. Some people can seriously do inhuman things with that thumb stick.

I'm no hanzo main

Are you sure? You play exactly like a Hanzo main.

I hanjo, you hanjo, he/she/it... Hanjo

I literally thought the last two arrows were troll arrows. Like, ha you're frozen! One over the shoulder, one at your feet aaaand one in the hea- oh you're dead.

See, being a PC player, I figured this was a PC hanzo, because so many of them can aim about this well. is the go-to

Yeeee that's my fault. Idunno how to make gifs. Hence the watermark on the bottom too. Woops!

Oh shit dead meme

Hanjology, the study of Hanjo.... this is first grade!

Whichever answer makes me look better.

Simple Geometry

Here come dat boi

Difficult geometry

It's making a return, time to invest in it or bust.

Damn and here I was hoping you were doing it to mess with the Lucio. Get his hopes up a bit

There is no next time, that was your only opportunity. Welcome to life!

What you think is inaccuracy, is simple geometry.

I hope Hanamura has a burn unit.

You know, I actually thought he was intentionally missing in the potg for the joke. But looking at the comments, its not.

Is that a pro Hanzo?!

Tbh the aim assist makes missing this bad pretty difficult to do

Damn dude what a bad ass

...this ia first grade, Genji!

"hanzo main"

What people don't realise is that those bullshit impossible headshots that Hanzo's get sometimes are actually from a second arrow fired in a previous game.

Me and my friends have an inside joke about mispronouncing DSPStanky's name. Hell, I have a smurf account named, "FPSClanky" in which I only play Lucio.


thanks! i'll use it next time

I've seen some good console players. My friend just sucks sometimes

I mean, it's immediately obvious that he's using a controller- not because his aim is off (though it is) but the smooth, steady view-movement in a straight line up and down is a dead giveaway. There's no way anyone can move a mouse that smoothly at constant speed in exact straight lines, and that's almost always what FPS on a controller looks like.

I don't think he was trying to be mean, just saying that most people could already tell. He even said 'the way he aimed' and not 'your fucking terrible aim' or something.

How is it an inside joke? That's like the main meme of this subreddit right now.

tbh I thought it was on purpose too haha

Is shooting the ult into the ground like that a strat to look more hidden or did you just blow it and got lucky?

You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!


To be honest the aim assist is a hindrance.

That's what I was thinking too lol.

It's amazing how confidently wrong you are.

You got me there

Crippling depression

Okay no need to be a dick

Everytime a Hanzo arrow misses, Ana gets a nerf

Spongebob reference!

Most console players wouldn't either unless they were really really bad

only if you pronounce it "diss piss tanky," which I am quite fond of.

It paint's a picture. Could be someone that likes piss and baby talk being grateful, or it could be someone pointing out early signs of kidney failure.

Am I the only one here that thinks Hanzo was doing it intentionally to be funny since he knew he'd get POTG? The way he goes too high, then too low, then gets the kill?


I wish...he said the second to last one (the one on the ground) he meant to scatter, but fucked it up.

Say it with us now:

"i hanjo"

Not easy Geometry.

I play on console and I turn the aim-assist off completely. I don't fuckin' need you to hold my hand, Mom! I'm trying to kill people here!

Oh shit invest hundreds...

Oh shit it's gone

Simple Geography

China, then Antartica, then America, then Australia, then Greece!

...because dragonsthenfrozenthenmissedtargetthendownunderthenwhereboxingoriginated...

Man you are a bro. Lookin' out.

Yeah, it sure it surprising right? If only everyone else in the thread didn't keep discussing if pc or not!



Well, actually, I guess it's not that weird of an occurrence. I guess people probably do accidentally call him, "DPSStanky" at times.

found the Hanzo

There's literally a setting on console for Aim Assist.

Next time he claims he wants to play Hanzo in comp I'm gonna keep this over his head. :D

And only works like 50% of the time on mobile.. :(

how the Fuck was that 20 megabytes

I've failed you all!

Yes, yes you are.

it's what he aspires to be.

I totally thought you were just messing around with the last shots

For some reason to me DSPS tanky rolls better off the tongue then DSP Stanky.