Prize for peeing on a tree

Prize for peeing on a tree

I love this subreddit

"And as we dedicate this Merry-Go-Round, lets bring up the little boy who peed!! Give him a hand! So little kids, as you wait in line to ride this ride of fun and frolic, if you need to pee do it where you please!"

It almost reads like a KenM comment

I think 80% of YouTube comments are either /sub/thathappened or corny remarks. The rest are "Who's here in 2017?" and "___ brought me here"

furry avatar

She had him pee on a tree directly to the grandma's mouth while wearing furry costumes, totally believable story imo. Thats what furry people do.

Wrong, 90% is racism.

No, not the Who. They are a music group. But dont listen to them. Our pastor said the who are the devils merry go round

And they gave him the key to the city. Then Jay Z high fived him and gave him 8 million dollars.

OwO

our grandson loves merry go rounds so we let him go no. 1 central park so they open a new one

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

100% is people complaining about other comments.

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This. This is what is wrong with America.

I love the idea of the NYT article:

CHILD URINATES ON TREE

Oh, cool. I was hoping someone would put out a complete summary of the emoji movie, soon. Thanks for this!

Pee, pee, wherever you may be. I want to pee on the tree, said he.

What's this?

It helps if it never happened and you fabricated it all a month ago.

It's obligatory for all basic furs to steal someone else's fursona and use it as avatar. Although googling "cool wolf" and picking any image is also acceptable.

It's part of our culture, pls respect.

GOOD point

Who?

Twist:

Red is actually 70 years old, and the time he pissed on a tree, a (now proven false) scientific paper was published that urine is deadly to trees, and there weren't many trees in the park, so a manager made the fine be 1,000 dollars (10,000 dollars today). Since the park was poor, and the paper was still believed to be true, the most they could do to apologies was to let him see the grand opening of a merry-go-round. Now why would a 70 year old have a furry avatar? Simple: his son is a furry artist, and since Red is a loving father who is very proud of his son, he asked his son to draw him a profile pic.

they also gave him the rights to being first on a youtube video

A professional troll. He's hilarious.

runs

If I could upvote a second time just for the rainbow color ordered name boxes, I would

THE EMOJI MOVIE JULY 28 💩

/sub/kenm

Found the triggered furry

And that child’s name? Albert Einstein

And then people being offended by those comments.

and then the "everyones complaining about [something], but i dont see any [something] in the comments lol" comments

The rainbow coloured censoring is very aesthetically pleasing

How do people remember stuff from when they were two years old because I don't remember any of that stuff !

I saw some yesterday.

Bullshit. You hate this subreddit. I will post proof later.

Pee, pee, wherever you are. When you need to pee, you needen't go far. Central Park is your personal toilet, but don't go number 2 and spoil it.

Edit: changed bowel movement

Probably because they have a hard time relating to a hulking beast which is so roided up is crushes everything it meets, it's very easy to relate to an animal such as a wolf which is only strong in packs and displays cowardly behaviour when it's faced with a threat.

If you can't tell by the subreddits you're hit target demographic.

Kenneth McCarthy, a professional comedian. Well it was originally. He would go by Ken M. and write purposely stupid and ill-informed comments to annoy and confuse people. Now Ken M. is sort of like anonymous. It's an alias that people use to do the exact same thing

The Emoji Movie: 2 Fur 1

I think that's more of an R. Kelly thing.

CANT STOP WONT STOP

WELCOME, YOU FILTHY UNWASHED REFUGEE.

THE EMOJI MOVIE JULY 28 💩

3 time

Or someone tells you later in life a couple of times, and you think you remember it happening.

It was a simpler time.

Actually despite minotaurs being objectively the sexiest best beasts, very few furries make minotaur/bovine characters, and even less use them as their avatar.

/sub/all brought me here

The terrorists just won.

think of it as starting a new game of skyrim or fallout 4 and spending hours in the character creator

Whoever did this is the real mvp

only if your fursona is a minotaur

"How fucking dare you have different interests than me!!!!!"

And your only race choices are Khajiit or Argonian.

In rare cases long term memory can emerge at the age of two, but usually it doesn't develop until three years. Alot of people say they remember when they were two just to make themselves seem smarter than average.

who is this guy anyway, i see this sub floating through /sub/all from time to time.

Kenneth McCarthy, a professional comedy writer.

In what way would he be rewarded for that?

That reads like an Onion headline

FIRST

Oh, we call those people "banned from the RP group"

yeah

If you pee on trees he does.

You can stop now

What the fuck.

Wrong, Reddit is 120% circlejerk.

How long does it take to type this

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