You're tearing this family apart John.
Rumor has it that please is John's middle name
Looks like john wants to write about blowjob.
If this gets a lot of upvotes you should show John. Seeing is believing.
Please Johny, please come home..
Sadly John died sending his reply, don't text and drive..
John pls, even blind people can use iPhones
Dammit John! Please stop being blind. I need someone to drive me to my dance recital.
At least John was courteous enough to hit send.