Please John

Please John

You're tearing this family apart John.

Rumor has it that please is John's middle name

Looks like john wants to write about blowjob.

If this gets a lot of upvotes you should show John. Seeing is believing.

Dear John,

Please Johny, please come home..

Sadly John died sending his reply, don't text and drive..

Dank

John pls, even blind people can use iPhones

Dammit John! Please stop being blind. I need someone to drive me to my dance recital.

At least John was courteous enough to hit send.

/u/techn0whizz