One second before...

One second before...

Jerry!

If so, he'll trip on that banana, drop all the eggs on the gorgeous model, and still get hit on by her. Gary was an awesome character!

This guy is like a real life Gaston; ogling at women and supplying his daily diet of five dozen eggs.

I have so many questions. Why would you carry like a hundred eggs stacked up in open containers? Why be so easily distracted while carrying a hundred eggs? Who the hell walks down the street eating a banana and leaves the peel on the sidewalk? Oh I just saw the sign, it's Russia.

/sub/jpegsthatendtoosoon

That is one fine ass tho. Would be totally worth it.

Gerry

http://imgur.com/gallery/T1kbk

It's Larry now

Garry "Jerry"/"Larry"/"Lenny"/"Terry"/"Barry"/"Gerry" Gergich "Gengurch"/"Girgich"/"Gergrench"

No one ogles like Gaston

And one more question. Why is someone there to snap a photo of it?

Yeah would love to shove a few eggs up that thing

He's got the largest penis I've ever seen

Happiest man in Indiana.

Well... that woman's posterior is pretty photogenic.

I didn't even do the exam because I was distracted by THE LARGEST PENIS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

/sub/whyweretheyfilming

/u/LtDan is a moderator there.

Misread as /sub/legsthatendtoosoon

Whatever the outcome, that is a nice bum

the region where she excretes waste is arousing

Boy i love tight skirts.

Or bites in a wrestling match like Gaston.

This is from a "slice of life" art photo series from Russian photographer Nikita Shokhov. The scene is carefully staged to both look like everyday life, and to capture precisely what OP said: that moment right before something goes hilariously wrong. All three people in the photo are posed, including the shopkeeper--Nikita's mother!

"David Myers, the Jewish man at city hall once told me something: A schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at at fancy party. A schlimazel is the guy he spills the soup on. Gerry is both the schlemiel and the schlimazel in our office."

Slightly more arousing.

I vaguely remember him saying "largest penis ive ever seen on a man" On a man makes it even more hilarious to me

Risky click of the day

Don't we all? I swear though, I've got an office attire fetish, something about a professional woman in a tight skirt and blouse gets me every time.

looks like an eggsident waiting to happen

Because booty.

He can read booty.

I've got an office attire fetish

So you're every straight male ever?

well, when you put it that way...

Because stock photo.

I like "...thirstily covets them cheeks like Gaston"

Attempted to polish the metre:

No one... Peeps like Gaston!

No one creeps like Gaston!

No one thirstily covets that ass like Gaston!

/sub/unexpectedpawnee

No one... Peeps like Gaston. No one creeps like Gaston. No one admires that fat ass like Gaston.

Hijab

Cause the picture is staged. :P It looks to me like there's only eggs in the front rows and on top.

Now watch and learn, here's the deal.

Every time I see this it's like I'm seeing it for the first

Oh, geez

I ALSO ENJOY HUMAN POSTERIORS. THEIR DUAL PURPOSES OF EGESTION (I HOPE YOU DO NOT MIND MY CORRECTION FELLOW HUMAN BECAUSE AS WE BIOLOGICAL MACHINES KNOW TECHNICALLY CORRECT IS THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT) AND CUSHIONING MAKE THEM HIGHLY EFFICIENT PARTS OF THE BODIES OF OUR SPECIES.

I SHALL NOW ROLL INTO THE STREET WITH MY NON X RAY VISION TO INITIATE ESTIMATION OF DIMENSIONS AND TEXTURE OF POSTERIORS IN CELEBRATION OF HUMAN AESTHETIC.

You cant judge us, you havent seen us. You can only judge our comments and talk about them as separate entities. Did you not just follow anything you read? Try to keep up please.

NOBODY CALLS GASTON A BIRD!

BUT IF GASTON WERE A BIRD NO ONE WOULD BE AS FOWL AS GASTON!

How can you tell? He's walking towards the camera.

Yeah this is almost certainly a set-up stock photo for hazard awareness training or something.

Dat ass.

http://replygif.net/i/1321.gif

My favorite party of the final episode is the fact that Gayle looks identical at 100 as she did during the show. They do no aging of Christie Brinkley, she's just amazingly gorgeous.

"That man has the largest penis I've ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look."

Legs are pretty nice, too. Overall excellent package.

As funny as the main image is, I laughed my ass off at the Russian sign in the background that simply says "Products."

And in Russia we shop at products store. It is having all life's needs

LARRY!!!

That's probably a good way to make every potential female who works at an office in this thread super creeped out. Can't be telling em our secrets bro

I feel like a longer jpeg could easily also be in /sub/pornin15seconds

But isn't she incredible by association? Yes indeed the ass is incredible but she's attached TO the ass. You get where I'm coming from? We can't just acknowledge the ass without acknowledging the carrier of said ass.

Hey! That's a foul!

Of course my friends, allow me to introduce you to:

/sub/hotofficegirls /sub/womenwearingshirts /sub/tightdresses /sub/tightsandtightclothes /sub/stockings

Enjoy :)

Also, never forget: http://imgur.com/a/S7FTR

Edit: Changed friend to friends since I've found many more Redditors who share my interests, and added another two related subreddits, along with a key reminder!

Gary ripping a huge fart attack

Don't forget about

The fuck is that account? He made one comment 8 years ago and that's all.

Record scratch and freeze frame

Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation. Well, let me tell you...

No, the ass is incredible

😏

Because ass.

Duh.

Yes - we know that.

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

No one admires physiques like Gaston

This is a perfect storm of slapstick.

Well, not entirely perfect. Nobody appears to be standing by with a cream pie.

Sounds about right. He is carrying 17.5 dozen eggs.

QIXL Tangent: The early comedy cinema joke of slipping on a banana peel was a reference to slipping in horse manure. During the early days when cinema was considered an art form and they were worried that showing manure would cheapen the art, so they used a banana peel instead. Dara goes onto claim that no-one has ever really slipped on a banana peel only for Alan to claim that he really did once slip on one in Chapel Market in Islington.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/qi/episodes/8/12/

/sub/tentai is that way, weirdo.

The only person I feel sorry for in this story is the soup.

https://youtu.be/z3mQCsRE668

I always worry that it is going to be overused, but so far it has always been perfect. (And there is always a comment calling it a risky click).

"I was distracted.

By the largest penis. I have ever seen."

Because in Russia eggs are strong like rock, american eggs are weak, if we eat strong eggs we strong, thats why americans are weak.

imagus - no more risky clicks, just risky mouse positions

He must workout

I SHALL NOW ROLL INTO THE STREET WITH MY NON X RAY VISION TO INITIATE ESTIMATION OF DIMENSIONS AND TEXTURE OF POSTERIORS IN CELEBRATION OF HUMAN AESTHETIC.

I'ma go peep some fine booty.

I regret that it wasn't until after I clicked that link that I realized what "tentai" was.

Stewardess, I speak booty.

Mario Kart would be a much different game if we could throw shit at each other.

Yes?

For all we know, she is. Ahem.

Well until you see the whole person you can make a whole judgement

GARY!

DEE, YOU BITCH!

Can someone please tell me how to dress so I'm not in an ugly baggy butt pant suit that makes me look 50 but also not being eye fucked by coworkers for looking nice in my own office?

Хорошшшssshit!

Ya... I don't think this would be appropriate for a workplace training thing.

He IS roughly the size of a barge.

What

Wrestle with Jeff...

A successful woman is awesome.

This is the correct answer.

So he's big, but not quite hung like a horse