All within a span of 1 minute...
Confirmed that this person has no knowledge about old people and how fast they use computers.
Oh no Redtube why are these two young girls eating fecal matter from a cup?
I would like to see some people having nice intercourse in missionary position.
And his grandfather's name? Google McYahoo.
I don't understand. Are you implying this isnt $100% real?
Why is he buying a mother's day card at his age...
Exhibit A: Grandpa operates web browser tab function with extraordinary ability, despite implications that he possessed little to no comprehension of operating a computer and/or basic search functions.
We believe that the evidence presented within 'Exhibit A' should be completely ignored because this is absolutely what happened and Grandpa did in fact do that
Uh, the same reason he's asking a web browser how it's doing today: dementia.
Hello Mr reddit.
This honestly sounds like the kind of thing my grandpa would do but it would be more like this:
open aol mail
use a button in there to get to internet explorer
spend a few min reading each popup that comes up from all the adware
type h t t p : / / w . w . w . g o o g l e . c o m / into the search box
get results for that search on yahoo
think he is on google and start typing the things about google into the yahoo search box with hunt and peck typing
spend 5 minutes trying to find out why it says yahoo and not google like he wanted
call me on the phone and say something is wrong with his computer from the last time I fixed it because it's going to yahoo when he wanted to go to google
Oh, you must be on your grandson's computer. Sorry.
Sure thing, here's the "missionary" you always watch.
Welcome back, Gramps.
He didn't specify how belated it is.
Eh, I don't even care if it isn't 'real'. The mental image alone made me do the idiotic breathy laugh. Thank you.
OP is actually Yahoo Serious
The person installed Firefox, Grandpa Cliff 'doesn't much like that Fox Fire program,' as it 'Doesn't have the buttons that he uses.'
Naturally he found some ungodly way to launch IE from Firefox.
In other words, some spamware toolbar. Time to run ccleaner again.
Source: I've seen things.
Not Yahoobert Googlestein?? Blasphemy!
Grandpa has 500wpm.
Oh shit he's commenting here now!