A lot of people seem to find this interaction amusing but this behavior is dangerous for both the dog and their human. It is obvious the dog does not enjoy being teased and seems to have aggression issues. It's not a good idea to tease dogs that have temperament issues. A lot of dogs have been put down for acting like this since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
Hell hath no fury like a good boy scorned.
The betrayal in those eyes at the beginning.
You god damn son of a bitch
Canine and Abel
And the briefly-visible lump in his throat, too
Goddamn it this is why I have trust issues
He can't keep getting away with it.
He just can't
The little huff right before the attack is crucial!
Poor doggo, he just want to be loved
"well, here I go killing again"
“Fine, it’s fine...... YOU KNOW WHAT, hell naw”
There are three things all wise men fear: The sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle boi
You, uhhh, might want to hold off on getting another dog.
That's what I keep telling myself. But it happens again and again. I've accepted it, and it's just funny every time.
And then the deep breath... aww!!
There can be only one!
E: Thanks for the gold!
The dog took a few seconds to measure up the stuffed animal before it attacked.
dawwwww, my heart just melted all over the place
“Nah, I can take him.”
He even deletes some of his gilded comments from time to time, just to reduce his presence on reddit. Super sneaky.
or a kid
Shamelessly cheating on your dog with his best friend.
He took it well all things considered.
And the raised right eyebrow before turning away..."pshh--as if".
Most aggressive behaviour I’ve ever seen for a golden retriever
And the look of contemplating murder.
Someone will be along shortly to advise us of how this dog's behaviour is indicative of serious emotional problems or some horrible neurological disorder.
"I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter, I just love killing."
The little gulp too. Aww right in the feels
That the clip begins with the dog on his back is indicative of his environment being one in which he feels secure, and that he can trust his people. He is just a happy doggo playing with his toy.
...when rocks become teeth.
This is why I've never tagged him. I enjoy the surprise
"I‘m surrounded by bitches."
The toy she tells you not to worry about.
And a developing hatred for stuffed animals.
I let my guard down. It has been months since I read those vexing words. Mankind..... Hell in a cell.... Sixteen feet. Take head travelers, nothing good can come from this.
Like he'd promised himself he wouldn't cry
That's not even the half of it. Mankind lays there for a solid minute, motionless while the medics come in. This fall was scripted but him being unconscious was not.
Medics get him on a stretcher. The announcers have no idea what will happen to him. Neither does 'Taker or the crowd. Right when the stretcher reaches the ramp, however, Mankind gets up, climbs the cell and continues the match. Then the roof gives way and he falls again on to the ring. And he keeps going.
I'm not the biggest wrestling guy but watching that as a kid was one of the most shocking, exciting and intense things on television.
"BITCH, ONLY SHE CAN SCRATCH ME AT THAT SPOT!"
I added him as a friend. He shows up bright red on my phone app so I'm never caught again.
Now that I'm free, it's strange, but I miss it. :(
you beautiful bastard. every single time.
Holy shit that's the first time I've actually seen the hell in a cell match that I've inadvertently been reading about a long time and that does look very dangerous.
"There's no dog-gone way I'm letting this imposter get all the attention!"
Mine would often attack his toys like this. Watch this dog after the strike, dog is playing.
It looked aggressively but it's 2% jealous, and 98% "I want to play with this too"
God fucking damn it. Ive not seen you In a long while but I fall for it every single time.
S A L T Y B O Y E
Kvothe the raven
I think it's disgusting that they flipped the dog over and forced it to 'play' with this 'toy' for our amusement. You can tell from that it is flipped over with a 'toy' (animal torture device) that it is scared and is probably regularly beaten
Take head travelers
Only when it's given.
At that moment he knew what he must do.
"I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one"
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
I am the best boy you are ever going to get!
Yea, don't go to the kid store and pick one up quite yet.
Obligatory GIF https://m.imgur.com/sub/combinedgifs/iygWrBq
"If you're having plush babies I feel bad for you, son"
HAHA EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GUY HE HAS NO FRIENDS
And the lunge for the throat...
I feel for the guy. Mick Foley. He's not traditionally marketable.
Most people don't know that after diving, getting actually hurt, then getting back up onto the top of the cage. Mankind also got choke-slammed through the top of the cage (a scary, unplanned accident that he said hurt him worse than the 30 foot dive he took earlier), in which he fell 20 feet, and the metal fence/cage flipped over, and knocked out his two front teeth.
I shit you not, Mick Foley wrote a book about his 20 year career, didn't use a ghost writer, and it is fascinating, heart wrenching, heart warming book.It's called, "Blood, Tears, and Sweatsocks". I can't recommend it enough. Easy read. Simply amazing. He's actually a damn fine storyteller.
Here's a more complete list of his injuries:Six concussions from 1986 to 1998 One broken jaw in 1986 Two broken noses in 1993 One broken cheekbone in 1998 Lost four front teeth from 1989 to 1998 Two-thirds of his ear ripped off in 1993 A separated shoulder in 1990 A fractured left shoulder in 1989 A dislocated shoulder in 1998 Second degree burn on his shoulder in 1995 Second degree burns on his arm in 1995 54 stitches on his left arm in 1995 A broken right wrist in 1989 Bone chips in his right elbow in 1996 Six broken ribs from 1991 to 1998 A torn abdominal in 1992 A torn ACL A broken toe in 1991 A total of over 300 stitches in his arms, head, eyebrows, hands, ears, shin, cheek and lip Thousands of thumbtack holes
I'm not sure if he's jealous or he just wants to play with his toy. My wife does the same thing whenever I pet her anal beads.
"Ok, Karen, whose this?" "Ok...you can stop petting it now" "Karen, you are testing my patience" instant kill mode enabled
"Why do you do this, Sharron?"
My family had to put our Golden retriever down after he had picked me up by my face and shook me around as a baby. Had to get surgery on my nose and cheek. Still have the scars 17 years later.
My sisters dog did this until just recently so I was super invested in your explanation until...God Dammit!
Yoda was right...his pain and sadness turned to anger and hate.
I read the shortest comments first then the longest.
Surefire way to avoid being shittymorphed
Not just the men, but the women and the children too.
Heeeeeeere we are!
I made the mistake of thinking that I was safe.
You don't want to be shittmorphed?!?!
"So... Yeah you just keep doing that I'm fin- IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? TAKE THAT U SON OF A BITCH!"
Thanks for breaking it down, Reddit. Never change.
Hell hath no fury like a good boy scorned like a bitch.
Clawdius and Hamlet
How can she pet!!
The Straight rip back and toss...
Probably his humptoy
The side glances at the neck as well and instantly went for the kill goddamn
That's actually a recognized phenomenon, there's a that explains it.
It's a pleasure to notice before the last line, but realizing he got you is always fun.
Dogs are the best thing human beings will ever create
You god damn beautiful son of a bitch
TOY = Torture Of Yappers?
omg you can literally see his face go through sadness, then to anger and then planning a murder.
Born to be KIIIIIIIIINGS
"I got the stuffed patrol on the pup patrol"
"I got 99 problems buy my master's betrayal will eventually lead to their downfall"
The craziest part of it, is that the second fall through the cage wasn't even supposed to happen. The roof of the cage just happened to give way, and Taker legitimately thought that he had just watched Mick Foley die.
why try to ruin the fun?
BAH GAWD KING THAT PLUSHY IS BROKEN IN HALF
Yeah I won't tag him either, I'm too easily amused by this.
Wow I've never heard of a Golden doing that to a child. I guess every animal is capable of unpredictable behavior. We had a little white horse that was allegedly great with kids til she threw me, spun around and stepped on my face. From what I understand she was trying to get back to the corral where her buddy Newt was. I still have small scars also, 45 years later.
I'm a full-on-rapist. Africans. Dyslexics. Children. That sorta thing.