My new tree topper, what do you think?

My new tree topper, what do you think?

The cream will rise to the top, oh yeah.

A bit too traditional for my taste.

OOOH YEAHHHH! The Macho Man bringing you Christmas like ONLY The Macho Man can! So jingle your bells, kiddies! And you better not be naughty! Otherwise you're in store for an elbow drop straight from atop the Tower of Power! Ohhhhh Yeahhhhhh!

Oooh yeah!!

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold

magically reveals a creamer packet

Snap into a Slim Jim!

The Macho Kiing and the king of the diiiinosaurs are teaming, oh yeah, to celebrate the King of Kiiiiings

places it in Mean Gene's pocket

I think angels and stars are going to go out of fashion very quickly

Majestic.

It'd be better if were some type of retarded owl, but this is pretty good.

Beautiful!