My mom replied to her own text

My mom replied to her own text

Passive aggressively wants to tell about her day.

WELL MARY WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN TODAY AND THE DOCTORS SAID SHE HAS THE BEETUS NOW. BE SURE TO PRAY FOR HER AS WELL AS ROBERT WHOSE GOUT IS FLARING UP AGAIN. LOL TO YOUR FAMILY.

bless her heart

WHO IS THIS AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY YAHOO GMAIL?

Isn't it crazy that she loves you so much, and so hangs on your responses, that she keeps the conversation up by herself in the hopes you'll reply?

Your mom loves you, /u/theguymanduderman

Sorry to hear lol

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Im sorry to here aabout your heart condition i'm having surgery next week praying hard for you god Bless .

Might want to let Ollie know that he has lint stuck in his phones lighting port. It's about 99% of the cause for a faulty charger. Use a little toothpick and pull the lint out and vavavoom!

Username doesn't check out.

Watch the sass!

/sub/unexpectedtechsupport

Sorry to hear lol

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Fuck Olly!

HOW DO I CHANGE MY PASSWORD FOR THE GOOGLE? MARY SAYS HI AND DON'T FORGET TO FINISH THE LOAD OF LAUNDRY SHE STARTED THIS MORNING. SHE HAD TO RUN THE WASH TWICE BECAUSE BILL'S OVERALLS GOT EXTRA DIRTY FROM THE GARDENING HE DID OVER THE WEEKEND. IT WAS WELL WORTH IT THOUGH BECAUSE WE GOT SOME NICE TOMATOES OUT OF IT WHICH WILL SURELY MAKE SOME NICE MARINARA. LOL!

WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THE SANDWICH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS SANDWICH ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

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HE IS NOT MY SON BILL

My grandson's name is Chad. :)

LOL TO MARY. I MADE PIES THEY ARE GOOD COME OVER

I'm pretty sure most my coworkers are like this.

"How was your weekend?" "It was okay, I-" "WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MINE!"

Wait really? I've been having problems with my iPad disconnecting from the charger randomly and this might be it. Thank you so much!

I call my son Ollie :)

Don't buy consumer electronics that don't have user-replaceable batteries. Be the change we need in this world.

Sincerely, Richard Nixon

Watch the sass!

I HOPE YOU MADE RUTABEGA WITH THE ARTICHOKE MIXED IN LIKE WE HAD WHEN WE VISITED AUSTRALIA. RAYMOND REALLY LOVED THAT RIP TO HIM.

REEEE

WHUP TEE DOO

For the watch.

Discusting language! I don't want my fuzzy bunny milk money using words like "load"!

A few weeks ago on the train home from work I noticed the women sitting in front of me getting frustrated with something she was doing on her phone. Being the nosey cunt I am I got a glance at her screen and she was getting repeated notifications of a text message being unable to be sent. When she went into the message itself I could see the problem. She was trying to reply to the text notification from her Voicemail telling her she has new messages to hear, with "okay".

HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK. GERTRUDE, GERTRUDE?!

To be fair, if you look at the timestamps, OP didn't even have 3 minutes to respond before she did.

I think your remark was very rude Idontreadrepliesnoob. New to this, and I'm 75 yrs. old. My daughter bought me an I-pad for a Christmas present, I'm learn how to do a lot of new things.

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Shut up

Hoooooly shit how did you do that. You're the fucking bot whisperer

No shit

This happened to me once. Sent to my friend "how are you?", left my phone for a few minutes and came back to check the conversation again. Somehow absentmindedly I thought the "how are you?" was sent by my friend and replied "fine, thanks". Needless to say it was awkward and didn't know how to explain it.

Is your Facebook hacked again? How are your feet?

WHAT SANDWICH? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PIES HERE. AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY???

In a skillet over medium heat, combine the corn, cream, salt, sugar, pepper and butter. Whisk together the milk and flour, and stir into the corn mixture. Cook stirring over medium heat until the mixture is thickened, and corn is cooked through. Remove from heat, and stir in the Parmesan cheese until melted. Serve hot.

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Wow, that's a monster of a response, /u/waluigithewalrus. I'm very proud of you. Personally, I enjoy artichoke with a pork loin. They had that on the airplane when we went to Australia.

My lake friends will understand this significance.

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Good bot

WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THE SANDWICH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS SANDWICH ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

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Yeah get an Android that won't be supported in future updates by the manufacturer within a couple years! Don't expect to use any new apps but you'll still have amazing battery life!!

(just playing devil's advocate, there are pros and cons to each brand)

DISCUSTING

Don’t respond to anyone! Even yourself!

I'm scared.

Poor Ollie isn't able to

How rude of you young man, to not answer

Wow, that's a monster of a response, /u/Voorhees_13. I'm very proud of you. Personally, I enjoy artichoke with a pork loin. They had that on the airplane when we went to Australia.

ok

"Sorry I sent that to the wrong person"

It's the best cover for anything

M every Christmas, Idontreadrepliesnoob

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I came here for this. My SO had issues with this, because he keeps his phone in his pocket a lot. Figured out it was lint because we changed out the cord and it didn't help. I took a flashlight to it and got the crud out.

Recently, we were having dinner with his family, and his brother was complaining that his phone wouldn't charge right, and that it had been happening for months. Told him it was lint and BAM it was fixed once he cleaned it out.

That was mean

harry potter

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You still have a lot to be proud of /u/Idontreadrepliesnoob!

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Sorry to hear lol

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Well I thought Ollie was a cat and then realized just because I know a cat named Ollie it doesn't mean all things named Ollie are cats.

You alright automod? Something you wanna talk about?

Reading this has made me realise I can feel how much my mum loves me when she's not even in the same country rn. Love you too mum ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Your mother seems like a wonderful woman,

WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THE SANDWICH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS SANDWICH ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

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What just happened

Crook!

Bad bot

BradyMead you are a dick, I can't stand you!

Edit: "Sorry I sent that to the wrong person"

Good bot

It's 18% chill out

Let's try this. Artichoke!

What the fuck

I think she just read her own message and thought it was a reply

Wow, that's a monster of a response, /u/USSVanessa . I'm very proud of you. Personally, I enjoy artichoke with a pork loin. They had that on the airplane when we went to Australia.

I think it's just good old mom-ness. She kept checking for a reply over and over, and at one point got confused.

In a skillet over medium heat, combine the corn, cream, salt, sugar, pepper and butter. Whisk together the milk and flour, and stir into the corn mixture. Cook stirring over medium heat until the mixture is thickened, and corn is cooked through. Remove from heat, and stir in the Parmesan cheese until melted. Serve hot.

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2 c flour 1/2c butter 1/2c white granulated sugar 1/4c brown sugar

Mix well with fork. Line bottom of the pan with half the dry mixture. Then add blueberry mixture. Add remaining dry mixture on top of blueberry mixture. Bake 350 for 50 minutes or until bubbling.

Cool on wire rack for at least an hour then serve.

Doesn't "yea" still mean "yes"? Or is it used differently?

I am not a crook!

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that kona_worldwaker is not a bot.

I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Does something look wrong? Send me a PM | /r/AutoBotDetection

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PIE YOU THINK THAT WILL MAKE, STRANGER, BUT YOU CAN KEEP IT!

/sub/iamverysmart

18% is about when I start panicking. more like 48%

WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THE SANDWICH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS SANDWICH ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

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Seriously what kind of punk leaves his mom on read

WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THE SANDWICH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS SANDWICH ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

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M every Christmas, Xelusio

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Discusting language!

LOL MARY WILL BE WITH THE LORD SOON 😂

Good bot

/sub/chargeyourphone

edit: alright, christ, lesson learned

Automod is with the Lord

Wishing won't make it happen, copperium. I'll outlive you all.

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We're not talking about pros and cons right now, most people would probably acknowledge high end smartphones from Samsung or Apple as objectively better than a cheap one you got from a random Chinese brand. The thing is, the big tech companies know this too and can start introducing increasingly anti consumer 'features' into their devices because they know that even with those features, most people would still buy them, and it would result in them being about to gain a firmer grip over their market. This isn't about getting the best phone for you, it's about taking a stand against corporations who do not have your best interests at heart when designing the device that basically all of us require to function normally in society.

Good bot

Not as bad as the time I got super drunk, and texted a girl I've been friends with 18 years saying how hot she was, then replied the next morning thinking she sent the text.

me 3:15 am: Can I just say how sexy I think your body is

me 8:35 am: yes

me 8:38 am: jesus christ

To be fair, my SO and I have done this plenty of times.

Ollie's phone is with the lord now.

My lake friends will understand this significance.

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Sorry to hear lol

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I think your remark was very rude Xelusio. New to this, and I'm 75 yrs. old. My daughter bought me an I-pad for a Christmas present, I'm learn how to do a lot of new things.

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