My army is ready, we attack at nightfall.

My army is ready, we attack at nightfall.

They're stuffed animals. Look closely

I was wondering why all the kittens looked as though they were experiencing an existential crisis...

They've seen some shit, man.

Looks like the soot sprites!

I'm ok with being attacked with kittens, Stuffed or real.

JUST BRING ME THE KITTENS.

CAW THEY KNOW THAT THEY WILL NOT RETURN FROM THE HILLTOP, FOR CAW CAW IT ONLY BRINGS DEATH TO YOU MUDKIND

That only made it funnier for me.

sigh

"Guys, /sub/enlightenedbirdmen is leaking again!"

grabs hazmat suit and flamethrower

real kitty is not amused -_-

In action!

these are soot sprites, just in case anyone was wondering...

(this is from the film Spirited Away, which if you: (a) haven't seen and (b) frequent /r/aww a bit - then you really really should stop everything you're doing and go watch it now)

, just in case anyone was wondering...

(this is from the film Spirited Away, which if you: (a) haven't seen and (b) frequent /sub/aww a bit - then you really really should stop everything you're doing and go watch it now)

SKRAW YOUR MUDMEN WEAPONS ARE WEAK

All kittens at play seem to have a moment where they freeze in place and slowly look around as they embody the lyrics to "Once in a Lifetime". Then, around the second verse, they suddenly figure everything out and proceed to bat the shit out of the nearest playmate.

Because at first I thought it was a mother cat sitting near her dopey looking kittens but upon closer inspection you can see they're all stuff animals. This makes the expression on the real cats face all the more hilarious because it's like "the fuck is this shit on my bed, human?"

And also because who needs that many black stuffed cats?

/sub/misleadingthumbnails because at a quick glance I thought this was a blueberry pie

I played this video and my cat walked into the room with a WTF expression on her face. I think she's looking around for kittens now.

Actually they're all just identical twins of one another and happen to be sharing the same exact facial expression.

Pumpkin bed seems appropriate.

You can tell they are fake because they are using the cat bed the human bought

The adult cat looks like, "Why do you always have to pull this shit with me?"

This is really cute and just little bit creepy.

Actually, it made it funnier for me too.

They are also in Tonari no Totoro

The Alkari are always first to fall when I play Master of Orion.

Such pretentious poultry.

Or My Neighbor Totoro for those who are searching.

It's my favourite Miyazaki film, it was the first movie I ever watched with my kids and it will forever hold a special place in my heart.

The dub with the Fanning sisters is one of the better dubs I've heard, and I love absolutely everything about the film.

I still dream of one day when I can take my kids to Tokyo to visit the Studio Ghibli museum.

My cat raised his ears, opened his eyes in discontent, and went back to sleep. Luckily he's already neutered, would be worst dad.

edit: typo

FLESH AND BONE TO EARTH AND STONE, SCRAWWWWW

Aww I wanted it to be real... Then I read this and looked at their ears... Dang it.

So you'll need a counterweight if you want to hurl them 300m.

So much Jiji!

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/studio-ghibli/images/3/31/Kiki%27s_delivery_service_jiji.png/...

It's the LSD. They on that MKULTRA shit.

Well they're stuffed animals so it'd be really creepy if one of them blinked.

Sounds like a series of Ubuntu releases.

Yes, they're plush toys. Probably why the real cat is giving us that look.

Atavistic Akita

Boisterous Bison

Cadaverous Cattle

Deleterious Deer

Erudite Eels

Florrid Falcon

Gregarious Gorilla

Haughty Horse

Indignant Iguana

Judicious Jaguar

Kinky Krill

Languid Llamas

Monotonic Mongoose

Nootropic Narwhal

Overwrought Orangutan

Perspicacious Penguins

Quixotic Quail

Ravenous Rattlesnake

Sanguine Squid

Totemic Tadpole

Undulating Urchin

Vociferous Viper

Whinging Walrus

Xor Xerus

Yakkity Yak (don't talk back)

Zealous Zebra

Trypophobia, anyone?

EXCELLENT MUDSLINGING CAW CAW

Thirteen black cat stuffies! We're undoomed!

RIP

In mammals litters are usually the number of nipples minus one. Since cats have an average of 6 nipples, that would mean the average litter is five.

Well

Just found my new favorite subreddit

TICKLE ME TO DEATH WITH YOUR SMALL TONGUES!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUNGH!

'Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Look where my hand was' Oh. bats at carpet, then chases it

That is what Basement Cat wants you to believe... Soon his army of darkness will march forth to wage war on the forces of both man and Ceiling Cat, alike.

"I'm tired of putting up with this shit"

I was wondering why there were so many kittens at the same time. Like holy shit that mom must of been mad giving birth to all of them. Like how did it even fit lol!

Edit: went back to count the cats, there is 12. Like is a litter of 12 possible?

The army of darkness

/sub/trebuchet is leaking.

SKREEE GOOD TO SEE FELLOW PROTECTORS OF THE HILLTOP AROUND THE INTERWEBS SKREEEEE

http://i.imgur.com/pIY3pvD.png

"The more you know" no sarcasm that is really really interesting tho.

How can something be equal parts adorable and terrifying at the same time?

They look like the soot balls from spirited away :)

Also the fact that it wouldn't be very likely that the entire litter would be black. More like this or this.

It must be said though, the pumpkin bed really brings this whole army look together.

Also the fact that it wouldn't be very likely that the entire litter would be black. More like or this.

It must be said though, the pumpkin bed really brings this whole army look together.

Can you think of a better way to build an army of darkness?

Thirteen black cats! We're doomed!

What the hell does a stuffed animal have anything to do with feminism?

boi we havin roast birdies tonight

300m sounds about like the distance they need to be thrown. Do you have any suggestions as to what type of siege engine would be capable of this feat? I'd prefer something from the medieval era if possible.

They're just back from Peru, where they tripped out on ayahuasca.

I bet all those kittens combined weigh 90kg

Thank God

Word my cat noped the hell off my lap the minute those cute little turds started wailing hahaha

Most of the dubs are pretty high quality since Disney took over the American distribution rights. Though I have heard some Japanese friends say that the dubs ruin the script

That enhanced MKittyUltra 'nip

Not in cats. I recently saw a momma cat give birth to 7, and that's the most I've seen. Generally litters are 4-6. After that there's a risk of kittens starving to death because the mom can't feed them, and you have to bottle feed them. It's a lot of work :/

I have nipples Greg.

Kittens look fake, look at the eyes, lifeless, and some are staring in wrong direction.

Pcp?

This looked like a pie in the thumbnail :)

I laughed so hard at this comment. Thanks

/sub/peoplefuckingdying

Was going to post that link, and thought to myself "This is reddit, someone has inevitably posted what I'm thinking of". LO AND BEHOLD Here's an Up-Soot