To be fair when I have seen clips of Alex Jones screaming it's fucking hilarious.
Much better than listening to morons like Wolfie from Clinton News Network drone on and on like a zombie.
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He definitely does it for comic relief 95% of the time, but there are times where he does go off-the-cuff and really starts feeling it. Even though he's animated about it at times, I can sometimes feel myself getting that way.
And who fucking knew Alex Jones would be right about globalism. Goddamn.
oh god yes. I think he does it purposely for comic relief. Its great.
Millie Weaver was the star of this shitshow election coverage. She was at the coughing fit, she got videos of Hillbot's ambulances, infiltrated a campaign office, and the stretcher going backstage at the rally. And she's absolutely beautiful.
Patriots the lot of em!
I get that way too, sometimes something will just get me animated (pizzagate was the most recent) and I actually had to resist the urge because the crowd I was talking to would've thought I was a nut if I went full force into it.
Trump said he'd go back on the show soon!!!!! I can't wait. Infowars now needs to be awarded a White House press pass. They were given trump time on air before the primary when the slandering was at 1000 degrees.
"Infowars isn't just Alex Jones screaming into a mic"
Perhaps, but its the best part.
But what if we want Alex Jones screaming into a mic?
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And who fucking knew Alex Jones would be right about globalism.
I knew. And people ridiculed me.
But joke's on them. I TAKE SUPER MALE VITALITY. THE GLOBALISTS CAN'T MIND CONTROL YOU WHEN YOUR DICK'S OUT.
She definitely solidified my new found crush for the conservative woman asthetic. In fact this whole election cycle was like shock therapy to cure me of my blue hair fetish
The only thing better than Alex screaming into the mic like a madman, is Alex whispering into the mic like an NPR host:
"That was a classic piece by the German composer Vagner, titled, Der fliegende Hollander, composed in 1841. This program was brought to you by the Rockerfeller Foundation, and the Equitable Charitable Trust. I'm whispering into the microphone right now because our psychologists tell us that this maximizes ASMR brainwave response in trendies. Nyeeuuuhhhmmmmuhhh."
That college has a good mixture of based centipedes, complete cucks, respectable cucks and ones who don't care so much.
I like it
One thing I really like about this year is that it's the very first time that any Republican realized that the Infowars audience was willing to disrupt Democratic rallies and raise a ruckus the same way Democrats do at Republican rallies and took full advantage of it. Alex Jones's bounty for people to yell "Bill Clinton is a rapist" on camera constantly was one of the most effective ground-level campaign tactics any Republican has ever had.
most colleges are like that but the pedes can't say shit because of SJW oppression
We really do...
All those years of "Sure, Alex, globalist pedophile rings control our government, uh huh, riiiight"
And he was right and I was wrong.
It turns out that women who don't try to look like what mother nature would point out as "poisonous" look pretty nice
Speaking of Wolfie - why hasn't he been fired yet?!
"YOU WICKED WICKED DEVIL!....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHH!"
Before 40 minutes ago? Name calling and flipping the bird.
As of now? Literally got beat up. Some cuck grabbed my hat and threw it in the trash
Liberal Tolerance at its finest
Seriously- most of y'all gents are bangable. Ditto for the ladies. ;)
infiltrated a campaign office
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I think she should be press secretary! The more I think about, the better I think it would be!
She originally was a delegate in Colorado who was protesting the red Cruz steal and I've been in love ever since !
I think sometimes he's just overwhelmed with grief. If I knew what he knew, had as many people entrusting sad info to me, and knew that most people thought of me as a nut (due to the media and people being asleep) I think I'd be doing the same thing. Monster irradiated Bacon aside...
Trump is getting saturated with criticism regardless of what he does.
Fuck it, going on Infowars will cause meme generation to increase by 2000%. I say do it!
Next thing you know he'll be right about chemtrails too
I wear my MAGA hat around campus. The secret is giving zero shits what the libtards think/say to you
I GOTTA LOT OF LIFEFORCE
*SHUFFLES PAPERS INTO MICROPHONE*IF YOU ARE READING THIS SHITPOST, YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE.
I second this. Most intense man alive.
"IT'S OFFICIAL. THIS MAN HAS NO DICK." -Alex Jones
"I see you with that dick out. Thank you." -Harambe
Pretty much what I said. I got my hat taken, then thrown in the trash, then the idiot started punching me. The cuck went full retard because he did this:
Next to a bus that was offloading passengers
In broad fucking daylight.
He's going to be talking to the university student conduct people for a looong time
Don't worry, I got my hat back. The police were very helpful in finding this guy and getting my hat.
Freedom boner guaranteed
I'm torn, either that or Paul Joseph Watson's mocking rants.
Would anything surprise us anymore? No.
OMG! At 56 seconds the elusive black squirrel of Kent State is spotted in the background.
My life is now complete!
One of his best:
Asshole is putting it lightly. Also, he's wrong if he thinks this will make me stop wearing the hat
Ugly women vote for Hillary, because they see something of themselves in her. Everytime they look into a mirror and they don't feel empowered.
So Hillary becomes their surrogate for attaining that elusive power. They're with her, because they have no choice.
Millipede for press secretary!
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It would be a tough thing to do without ridiculous levels of criticism but man would I love to see that.
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Infowars brought us Aids Skrillex.
They are bigger than CNN.
Listening to the way NPR hosts talk is like a Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood for adults.
My favorite part about Super Male vitality are the shitposts. Some of the best this domreddit has seen, fam.
For me, is somewhere between placebo and it works. It tastes like shit but who knows.
The Knock Out sleep supplement is pretty good. Their Nacent Iodine won't make you 'feel' any better but is good to take as a supplement depending on your diet.
"One thing to remember centipedes, it supports the operation and helps us fight the globalists".
I don't need super male vitality I just need Millie's tits in my face.
I would be subscribed to Alex Jones on YouTube if they didn't spam my subscription queue with videos all day long lol.
I would love to see Don Lemon's reaction to that. Of course, I don't watch CNN, so I wouldn't anyway.
pizzagate is fucking nuts. there are way too many coincidences and weird connections. constant use of pedophilia codewords in relation to pictures with minors, etc
I saw a car with a cute girl driving around with an infowars bumper sticker! Amazing for California, eh?
Fun fact: The Kent State groundskeeper imported several black African-American squirrels of color from Canada for the campus. They proceeded to drive out the dominant oppressive species of squirrel. There's an equilibrium now, but the lesson is that black African-American squirrels of color are the Syrian refugees of nature.
Competition for Lauren Southern right there!
WE HAVE THE BEST LIFEFORCE, DON'T WE FOLKS?
Just like are Memes are harvested from the rarest of Pepes.
Millie Weaver <3
Do not ever dare equate Mr. Rogers, patron saint of all that is good, with those NPR cucks.
SHE NEEDS TO TRY SOME ANTHROPLEX DNA FORCE SUPER MALE VITALITY!!!
Wolf is so boring the only memory I have of him is
I actually think she fits her current role much better. I just took the opportunity to call her Millipede again.
Let's meme that to become her official nickname!
WE HAVE THE HOTTEST MILLENIALS, DON'T WE FOLKS?
What have the reactions been like?
I loved it when he was yelling at Assange during WikiLeaks 10 year anniversary conference."34 DAYS PYLE!"
His quality and ingredients are better. His cost is higher and his cut is higher. But it's not mass produced. He's using boutique ingredients.
Is it worth it? What is liberty worth?
Because CNN hates brown people!
We have the best women don't we
From the IFIFIFIFIFIF guy:
member that time he gave questions to the DNC?
Wow. Glad you're OK and got your hat back. What an asshole.
I'm a millennial who voted Trump! We aren't all brainwashed!
Why are fellow centipedes so sexy??
Alex Jones is like a real life Cartman. Except he fights for justice.
$1000 if you got one of their Bill Clinton is a rapist shirts on national TV for 5 seconds or more, $5000 if you yelled it and got picked up on camera. He set aside $100k for bounties.
You just gave me an idea for a Kickstarter campaign
FUCKING WHITE MALES!
Good. Let them heap on the criticism. No one believes them anymore
He's actually been offered shows on the mainstream networks many times. He's turned them all down to stay true to who he is.
pedes on parade
Carl the Cuck!
Alex freaks out yes but if you watched his show all the time you would see that its kind of rare. I like Alex and he was critical in winning this election imho
Member the time he painted his face like the Joker.
Man I could watch this guy all day. Why is he not on tv yet? I know hes batshit, but he is hilarious and sometimes right when he can find the documents or whatever.
I sometimes wish they would just kiss each other softly when they're on camera together. I can dream, right?
YES! I remember watching that protest and pausing to zoom into her badge to see her name. Looked her up on Facebook and in lust ever since. God that's so stakerish lol.
Margaret Howell for me. Hoo boy she purty.
Ok seriously, are his supplements actually good?
too many press secretary choices, he might have to choose several
I heard this beautiful woman is actually married and has a kid.
Her man hit the jackpot, big league.
That was hilarious, I thought people just did that on their own for the keks. What kind of bounty did he put?