"Men age like fine wine, motherfucker." - Anthony Cumia

"Men age like fine wine, motherfucker." - Anthony Cumia

He actually looks genuinely happy in that picture and that's so rare it startled me at first.

He's not just ugly, he's monstrous. He should be denied any kind of love or happiness in this life and banished from decent society.

Isn't that exactly what has happened to him?

Ant ages like a pint of milk in the sun

I'm guessing the smile is because it was taken by Sue Lightning.

Men age like fine wine,

Exactly! Once someone pops your cork (Sue Lightning), you soon go sour & vinegary.

Anthony genuinely, unironically thinks women become ugly when they turn 18. He only goes out with ancient hags like Dani and Missy for legal reasons.

Please never, ever forget that Ant would fuck ten year olds if he could, AND he thinks we all want to do the same. He’s vile.

Too bad the wine got corked.

You just never get used to how jarringly ugly he is.

You should’ve said Ant Jemima.

His hair is like the dirty end of a mop bucket, with a face to match.

That is an actual lizard-man

And then got caught grooming a 15 year old and liking a brace faced 13 year olds vines... for the show of course.

“Excuse the disguise, Marty, but I was afraid you wouldn’t recognize me.”
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1.21 Jiggaboos!

1.21 Jiggaboos!