me irl

me irl

You’re a lizard Harry

I’m a what?

Yeah, green beans are cheap and good as shit. Put some garlic, black pepper, salt and dash of worchestershire sauce on those fuckers, saute in a teensy bit of olive oil till just browned a bit, salt em then fucking eat that shit. Fuck yeah. You can have some chicken or potatoes or some other shit with them, but who the fuck needs to?

Harry. You’re a lizard.

hello you STINKY LIZARD

I’m a WHAT?!?

A LIZARD, Harry.

Go eat some bugs stinky

Yes Harry!