In a relationship in the first place?
If there is any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty dirty tramp.... I am just going to snap. #AtTheColiseum
I'm sorry dad
It costs 100 dollers
How much money did you pay for that?
How has no one addressed the Demetri Martin reference here..o.O
Follow him around and threaten his family until he tells you jokes
oh damn what's the ref?
i think its from his netflix special, about breaking up on a Megatron. On the subject, how do i get more of him? One of my favorite comedians, but only 1 thing on Netflix :(
Fuck the A's
I mean me too thanks
I guess she didn't want to crack a cold one with the boys :/
The funny part is that he said "me too thanks"
Did you say doll hairs?
I love haikus
This is extra funny since Tom Hanks famously said "there's no crying in baseball" in the 1992 movie A League of Their Own. That movie (also starring Rosie O'Donnell, Madonna, and Gena Davis) is also famous for the longest on camera pee.