Max get up, it's time for work

I think your cat is dead.

You forgot to charge it.

Pining for the fjords

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

What a lazy pussy.

resting in peace.

Me. I'm so dead to the world once I'm out, I slept through a fire drill at my college dorm a few years back.

You sick bastard

Tired and shagged out following a prolonged miaow