Jack be limbo
Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
How the fuck did this get on /all so fast
Jill be limbo
Jill be quick
Jill bend over and take this dick
That's not Jack, that's Jill 😋
God fucking dammit. They're getting rarer these days. So when you find one it's even worse.
Nah, they just mad good at limbo
The bendy part is an edit. Looks like some typical medieval tapestry. (insert actual name here)
Scrolling my hardest through google images to find it.
edit: I give up,
Edit II: OH MAN I'M WRONG. I found this ("Detail of a miniature of the bringing of the head of John the Baptist.") in a catalog of illuminated manuscripts.
Bending backwards was really some kind of theme.
Edit III: found the original. Hot damn!
I want to know the real reason behind that art... where did it come from?
Because it's super relatable and ALL redditer have FRIENDS and MATES and are outside and see other humans in real life and I AM a human too.
I'm happy I ain't Jill.
My damn boyfriend when I tell to just be casual and he has to be all, "WHAT? WHERE? THAT LADY WITH THE BEARD? YEAH I SEE IT.“
Every fucking time
I would never have expected that to be a real subreddit, but there ya go
Easy without a spine
How the fuck.
Hey... I'm a medieval art historian... so this image is of the dance of Salome from the Bible, as /u/shea241 found in the manuscript from the British Library. Basically she did a crazy impressive dance and as a prize her dad (/her mother's husband)— King Herod— gave her the head of John the Baptist which for some reason she wanted (Mark 6:21-28, Matthew 14:6-11). This has been treated in a lot of famous art and medieval people were just doing their own special thing with showing someone in motion/showing off mad dance skills. See the following wonderful examples: [Breakdancing] OP in context -->Renaissance version
So you Jack?
US Congress should be good at this game
Looks like it was real, found another example of bendy-ness in a real archive. Edited my comment!
I went and read up the Biblical story and I understand why she is all bendy now.
She is a dancer and daughter of Herod/Herodias. Thanks to her dance in that instance, Herod was going to give her anything and she asked for John the Baptist's head at the request of her mother.
For rest of story, read the following parallel passages in Bible:
Mark's account (6:21–28)
Gospel of Matthew (14:6–11)
YOU DID IT! The mystery has been broken! I need your research prowess, you're awesome :D
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9999% sure that bgtrewq is not a bot.
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Wait it’s not “Jack be nimble”?
"WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING ABOUT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU WHISPER"
She graduated from the Boa Hancock school of talking shit to someone.
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When you have a small dick and they know it