Look At Mr. Fancypants

This part of the tide pool is becoming so gentrified.

Look at me! Zoidberg! Homeowner!

I've seen this before. It's actually from a sculptural artist who 3D printed famous landmarks and skylines as hermit crabs shells as a way of talking about home, place, and habitat. http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/3d-printed-hermit-crab-shells-depict-famous-landmarks/

..spend a fortune on Windex.

You should get him a shell shaped into Howls Moving Castle.

Those who live in glass houses...

Gentrified? All I see are mobile homes.

Oh. Hey guys.

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam

I was a drab little crab once

Now I know I can be happy as a clam

Because I'm beautiful, baby

Make them half the weight, twice the hardness, and able to shoot small homing missles

Fry: hey Zoidberg, get in here!

Zoidberg: screw you!

✌\_(ツ)_/🖕

Fuck the Prime Directive.

Bender My Old Pal, Come help me move a sofa.

That was sufficiently clever. Take my upvote and leave this place

Gentrification takes to the streets. Transgentrified cars are the next big thing. Calling it now.

Idk why but this made me imagine what it would be like if we could train hermit crabs to be chess pieces.

Is that Hogwarts castle?

edit: nope. /u/Hungy15 sourced it here.

Weird way to say Peace and Love

/sub/communism

I want to print millions of these and distribute them to the oceans so every hermit crab gets a chance to have one.

The crabs have to choose the shells. You cant force it on them.

Still waiting for my day. So close.

Those of us learned in shell-lore know that it is the shell which chooses the crab, Mr. Potter.

Did you just assume that hermit crabs gentry?

"Did you like the song?!"

Genius!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-0utDrWa5w

"Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

/sub/beetlejuicing I think?

Citizen Snips to D1, pinchmate.

Here you go

I'd rather be shiny!

Did your granny say listen to your heart

Be who you are on the inside

I need three words to tear her argument apart

Your granny lied!

I'd rather be...

This is Obama's "you didn't build that" political firestorm of the crab world.

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair

Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear

When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade

He's gonna pass the test

He's gonna be the best

The best in terms of pants

Nope. Don't got that power.

https://youtu.be/ouMV8EhR3Jw

Can you imagine having to wear dress clothes all the time? I hope she gave them back their preferred shells when she finished her project! 🐚

Shouldn't throw stones. Or masturbate in the day time

Bo Burnham
So-Do-So-Pool

Sink ships?

Have to answer the door

I'll name him Winston ... Winston Churchshell.

It was one of the highlights on the big screen.... less dynamic on the little one.

Make like a tree and, Get the Fuck outta here.

SHINY

Literally watching that right now.

I think in your case it's all about where you hang out

U-Crawl®

UVA light can go through glass. UVA can tan and burn. Most UVB light cannot go through glass.

Love Trigun. Would be pretty great if they ever made a modern retelling.

Does a blind person with a cane freak you out too?

This is false. Absolute nonsense.

/sub/fullcommunism

I ate my grandmother!

Down you gooooo

Not as long as it's hermitically sealed.

I was going to ask as well. I think it might be. Call /sub/unexpectedhogwarts

No, it's being used as a crab shell

What's up?

Are the same that burn crosses uuggggh

Citizen snips!!

It could... But since it's likely hard plastic, good effin' luck to the predators who are used to just breaking seashells. You step on a seashell on the beach, that shell is shattered. You step on this baby, your foot is.

[Wholesome Screeching]

SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR MR FANCY PANTS!

THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS

IT'S ONLY CLOTHES

AND DEEP INSIDE HE'S SAD...

Mr. Fancy Pants

Deal with birds flying into it constantly

Looks like the cathedral in Anor Londo to me

It's a goddamn shanty town

Shineeey, watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough. Strut my stuff; my stuff is so... SHINEEY

Reginald Crabbington looks down his nose at the photographer

"Well, there goes the neighbourhood. Jeeves, kindly make sure monacle cupboard is locked, would you? We're moving."

"...Should shut the fuck up"

-Ernest Cline

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Scrub the deck and make it look...

Shouldn't masterbate in the daytime.

Especially if they tap the cane in a random pattern. Exceptions: Ray Charles because he rocks the house