Just imagine the cow Hannity would have shat had Obama's personal lawyer, the target of a criminal investigation, was also secretly the lawyer for Rachel Maddow, and she had been using her show to defend the lawyer & call for the special prosecutor to be fired without disclosing that relationship.

Just imagine the cow Hannity would have shat had Obama's personal lawyer, the target of a criminal investigation, was also secretly the lawyer for Rachel Maddow, and she had been using her show to defend the lawyer & call for the special prosecutor to be fired without disclosing that relationship.

No standards without double standards

hell, imagine if Obama had had children with three different women, even if serial monogamous marriages.

now, add on top of that, a wife from another country, like, say, Kenya.

[Boom!]

Until just recently I couldn't have imagined any of this.

But now, if this idea of an Obama / Maddow / Saul Goodman tryst were to come to light, I'd expect Hannity would be the first to call foul.

Long Live Republican Hypocrisy!

Republicans don't really give a shit, party over country.

Conservatives are off pointing out minor hypocrisies by liberals because false equivalencies don't exist to them. Too intellectual.

That means they're twice as good ... right?

I'm still waiting for him to get waterboarded for charity. It's been 9 years now.

That would cause almost as much of a controversy as if he ordered a burger with dijon mustard!

There's no point in comparing the two anymore because they don't even exist in the same universe/reality/matrix/whateverthefuckthisdystopianthingis

I can't imagine this scenario because if a Democratic president had tried any of this shit they would have been impeached immediately. Bill Clinton talked to Loretta Lynch about the investigation into Hillary's emails. I thought that was very inappropriate and deserved criticism. Trump publicly attacks the FBI, has his personal bitch Sean "Goebbels" Hannity out there accusing the FBI, a notoriously Republican organization, of being a mafia, and interferes in DOJ affairs routinely. His supporters don't give a shit.

Alright folks we have met the quota for this post no need to post it again.

Per rule 42: Every post must have someone saying that it is not humorous.

Good job citizen doing your part!

Obama is black and maddow is a woman, how can you not see the glaring difference?

Give Hitchens props. He was for waterboarding, did it. Then ended up being anti waterboarding immediately after. Meanwhile, Hannity chickened out.

Why bother with the post when we can just have it all in the title?

Scraping, the, bottom, of, the, barrel, I see., if, you, understood, no, need to, be, a, grammar, nazi., there, are, plenty, of, Nazis, around, already. There's, always, got, to, be, one, in, every, thread., every, time.,

Given how prone to projection these treasonous fucks are, I'm just surprised they never (to my current knowledge) accused Obama and Maddow of such a connection!

Was it really necessary to essentially just reword the entire tweet into the title?

Burn., nasty, burn. How will I ever, recover? Just wondering do yall, decide who gets to, be the one to be the, token "this is not humor" guy, or is it really just, that organic naturally?

Hannity is a piece of shit

That is all

Link for anyone interested

Mancow (Erich Muller) did the same thing. He didn't last very long and was like "Nope, I was wrong, that's fucking torture."

I think the kiddo has.