It's dangerous to go alone! Take "this".

Why thanks old man, that is really very nice

It's "The Forgettable Dungeon": http://store.steampowered.com/app/375810/The_Forgettable_Dungeon/

OP post the name next time

I can always count on you for help and friendly advice

Though I've never seen a sword, quite that shape or size

Oh god that's not a sword, that's your dick in disguise

Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween

Now grab your destiny

If you know what I mean!

What a minute Link, don't leave the cave!

Where do you think you're going?

This is a great chance to fondle

Is this an actual game?

He forgot

Expected a dick. Am disappointed.

The 3D Dot Game Heroes sequel that I always wanted?

I don't understand why they didn't take that voxel world and make a series like the pixel junk devs.

https://youtu.be/0m9QUoW5KnY

They moved on to updates directly on the steam store page.

Dope af